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Alabama vs. Texas A&M at SB Nation Live: Come watch the rematch with us
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Ryan Nanni [7:21 PM]:
Kenny Guiton got a cannon, y’all.
Jason Kirk [7:21 PM]:
Well y’all, we’re about to shut Live down for the day. As always, your overflow: edsbs.com, plus take a look here for your team blog’s open thread: http://www.sbnation.com/blogs#college
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:21 PM]:
So Ohio State has a qb controversy
quzybuk [7:21 PM]:
So when does TA&M get their rematch in the NCG?
eightyseven [7:20 PM]:
@N2theBlue Sersly though, guy doesn’t age.
Jason Kirk [7:19 PM]:
Alabama outlasts Texas A&M 49-42
It got tight towards the end, but Alabama does what they do best and came away with the win.
Cheese Pudding [7:19 PM]:
Insanity
rugman11 [7:18 PM]:
Anbydoy got the last time Bama played in a game with 91 points scored?
Mark Ennis [7:18 PM]:
Texas A&M had 628 yards of total offense on Alabama and lost.
Jason Kirk [7:18 PM]:
"Took about 10 years off my life." Nick Saban to Kevin Sumlin.
— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) September 14, 2013
N2theBlue [7:18 PM]:
Haha Saban told Sumlin the game took ten years off his life
vlad3217 [7:17 PM]:
“You took about 10 years off my life” lol
rugman11 [7:17 PM]:
Can’t pop it up in the air anymore or they can call fair catch, right?
vlad3217 [7:17 PM]:
not a bad onside attempt
YogurtYard [7:16 PM]:
what was that
Passive Voice [7:16 PM]:
soccer free kick trickery
quzybuk [7:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis And Georgia is not involved!
YogurtYard [7:16 PM]:
let’s go insanity
tschapman [7:16 PM]:
*8.5
tschapman [7:16 PM]:
line was 6.5 this morning but i think it was 8 earlier this wk
Mark Ennis [7:16 PM]:
49-42. In the SEC. 49-42.
vlad3217 [7:15 PM]:
@Jason Kirk what was the line?
BullManUGA [7:15 PM]:
This just in: Alabama and Texas A&M to join Pac-12.
Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:
| 4 | :15 |
| Alabama | 49 |
| Texas A&M | Something about gambling |
Ryan Nanni [7:14 PM]:
(paging Dr. Bo Wallace) (Dr. Bo Wallace to surgery)
Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:
Be happy for Nick Saban — he couldn't prove it on the big stage in the Big Ten, but this is a nice consolation.
— Dan on Fire (@DanOnFireWSBN) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [7:14 PM]:
@YogurtYard I was cheering for Manziel. Just being an ass. Thanks though.
Mark Ennis [7:14 PM]:
BACK DOOR COVER
vlad3217 [7:13 PM]:
WHO NEEDS CONDITIONING WORK: CLOWNEY OR MANZIEL?
Jason Kirk [7:13 PM]:
Mike Evans catching a lob near the end zone is the T.J. Yeldon stomping someone’s face of Texas A&M’s offense.
YogurtYard [7:13 PM]:
279 yards good lord
vlad3217 [7:13 PM]:
They aren’t following the flow diagram.
YogurtYard [7:13 PM]:
They should’ve just thrown it up to Evans all day
Walker Clement [7:13 PM]:
Johnny is doing a good job brushing Bama’s teeth, but it doesn’t look like he is flossing for them.
Rodger Sherman [7:13 PM]:
a&m is gonna cover!
Mark Ennis [7:13 PM]:
Absurd.
vlad3217 [7:13 PM]:
Good lord.
Cheese Pudding [7:12 PM]:
I want a touchdown and an onside kick.
vlad3217 [7:12 PM]:
@eightyseven True, but they scored a TD off the one they got in the endzone for a touchback. Do you really think they wouldn’t have scored if he’d gotten tackled at midfield?
Mark Ennis [7:12 PM]:
Manziel is the first QB to throw for more than 400 yards against a Saban Alabama team.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [7:11 PM]:
@vlad3217 That pick 6 was laughable.
Mark Ennis [7:11 PM]:
It’s cute that they let Kentucky be in the SEC Network commercial.
YogurtYard [7:11 PM]:
@eightyseven Manziel puts up 500+ total yards, 4 TDs, dumb people blame him for loss
eightyseven [7:11 PM]:
@N2theBlue Let me be irrational please.
vlad3217 [7:10 PM]:
@eightyseven Can’t make mistakes against Bama.
N2theBlue [7:10 PM]:
@eightyseven A&M defense didn’t have anything to do with it
Ryan Nanni [7:09 PM]:
So when are we firing Kirby Smart?
Mark Ennis [7:09 PM]:
I’m sure Alabama is content to let him run 11 seconds off the clock and then throw it away
eightyseven [7:09 PM]:
Manziel messes up 2 times, costs game.
YogurtYard [7:09 PM]:
CBS announcers are the worst
Cheese Pudding [7:09 PM]:
Game of McCarron’s life? Agains VT he was below average, thought he wouldn’t play that good today
Clay Wendler [7:09 PM]:
foggdawg77 [7:09 PM]:
Oh Stricherz is the ref of the Cal game? Ohio State should be in for many fun times.
Mr_Posey [7:08 PM]:
Jeremy Hill has a burst, who knew
Mark Ennis [7:08 PM]:
ESPN's Holly Rowe reporting that Coach Ward has given Clowney permission to move himself around/change sides of the line on his own.
— Alyssa Lang (@AlyssaLang34) September 14, 2013
vlad3217 [7:07 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann woo strength of schedule
Luke Zimmermann [7:07 PM]:
As Ohio State-Cal gets underway, OSU’s Week 1 opponent, Buffalo is in overtime with FCS Stony Brook. XFINITY customers can watch here http://xfin.tv/ESPN3
vlad3217 [7:07 PM]:
AJ McCARRON: GAME MANAGER
YogurtYard [7:06 PM]:
LSU is going to beat Bama I bet
YogurtYard [7:06 PM]:
@Mark Ennis not after this A&M drive
Mark Ennis [7:06 PM]:
Alabama has run more plays and has more total yards than A&M right. What the hell do we do when Alabama beats us at our own game?
YogurtYard [7:05 PM]:
Well, Alabama didn’t fix their Johnny Manziel problem but A&M’s defense is so god awful it doesn’t matter
rugman11 [7:05 PM]:
vlad3217 [7:05 PM]:
while we wait for kickoff, here’s a wacky INT from earlier today 
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
| 4 | 2:28 |
| Alabama | When’s the LSU game? |
| Texas A&M | 35 |
Mark Ennis [7:04 PM]:
Doesn’t matter now.
eightyseven [7:04 PM]:
WIDE OPEN WHAT IS DEFENSE
YogurtYard [7:04 PM]:
called it, A&M D is pathetic
Rodger Sherman [7:04 PM]:
play action, ballgame.
vlad3217 [7:04 PM]:
thermhere [7:03 PM]:
@Jason Kirk the 40 seconds matter more here since it will be a 2 score game if Bama gets points here
Spencer Hall [7:02 PM]:
Holy hell RT @11W: At least Guiton will be making his first career start at home. pic.twitter.com/JsUoVGse5o
— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [7:02 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman You wide awake? tehe
Mark Ennis [7:02 PM]:
UCF leads at Penn State 21-7, midway through the second quarter.
Mark Ennis [7:01 PM]:
Perhaps I was wrong: Kevin Sumlin does seem like a great fit for the NFL, since he has no idea how to use his timeouts.
— Chase Stuart (@fbgchase) September 14, 2013
YogurtYard [7:01 PM]:
they’ll PA throw here though
vlad3217 [7:01 PM]:
@thermhere trying to save a TO for when the get the ball back, knowing they’ll likely need it.
Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:
@thermhere Guaranteeing he gets to keep one.
YogurtYard [7:01 PM]:
Bama just going for the FG
Spencer Hall [7:01 PM]:
It would be the most Alabama thing to win on a drudge-y field goal after all this. “Here, fine, here’s the receipt, it said if I came back after 2 o’clock I got a three-point latte.”
Rodger Sherman [7:01 PM]:
GOIN RIGHT BACK TO YELDON, HUH
thermhere [7:00 PM]:
What is Sumlin doing?
Rodger Sherman [7:00 PM]:
goin right back to yeldon, huh
Jason Kirk [7:00 PM]:
@thermhere That would require A&M forcing a second down, for starters.
Mark Ennis [6:59 PM]:
@thermhere not gonna be a field goal.
vlad3217 [6:59 PM]:
@thermhere Run out hte clock without even scoring.
thermhere [6:59 PM]:
Bammer’s gonna miss the FG aren’t they?
YogurtYard [6:59 PM]:
Red zone TO
Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:
Beautiful lob by AJ McCarron on second and long. Looked unstoppable.
Rodger Sherman [6:58 PM]:
@eightyseven it took a while for me to see it but yes Katy Perry
Rodger Sherman [6:58 PM]:
95-yard Manziel-to-Evans TD makes this a game
This one looked over, but the Game of the Century of the Year is a game again after a fumble and a huge Johnny Manziel throw.
JHouse [6:58 PM]:
If A&M had like, 1/8th of a defense, they’d have this game in the bag.
Mark Ennis [6:58 PM]:
God A&M can’t stop a damned thing.
vlad3217 [6:57 PM]:
@Clay Wendler ICE CREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!
vlad3217 [6:57 PM]:
COME ON PAWWWWLLL, his helmet came off and he kept footballing.
Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:
Clay Wendler [6:56 PM]:
vlad3217 [6:55 PM]:
Who’s excited for Oregon/Bama?
vlad3217 [6:55 PM]:
Final score: Oregon 59, Vols 14. Tennessee's worst loss in modern era and worst overall since Georgia Tech in 1905.
— Evan Woodbery (@TennesseeBeat) September 14, 2013
Jon Bois [6:55 PM]:
SEC QBs that is.
Spencer Hall [6:55 PM]:
Manziel’s been brilliant. And awful. And brilliant.
Jon Bois [6:54 PM]:
just looked this up: in the last 10 years only three QBs have thrown for 300 yards against Alabama. Manziel has 400 at present
YogurtYard [6:53 PM]:
god
Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:
@Mark Ennis That’s some Microsoft Windows tank game shit.
thermhere [6:53 PM]:
Bowen Loftin is pulling a Jerry Jones and hanging out with the team on the sideline.
Charlie Gebow [6:53 PM]:
Special Teams!
vlad3217 [6:53 PM]:
Here Bama, have a bunch of free yards
Luke Zimmermann [6:53 PM]:
WELP
vlad3217 [6:53 PM]:
@Mark Ennis OFF THE CHARTS
Mark Ennis [6:52 PM]:
Brian Floyd [6:52 PM]:
A fire zone? The single most common 3rd down NFL blitz coverage? RT @GregABedard: Curious decision to run single high in that situation.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [6:51 PM]:
KATY PERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY
N2theBlue [6:51 PM]:
HAMHAMHAM
Jason Kirk [6:50 PM]:
| 4 | 8:34 |
| Alabama | Explosions |
| Texas A&M | 35 |
Spencer Hall [6:50 PM]:
SEC OFFENSE, SON
JHouse [6:49 PM]:
SEC defense.
Luke Zimmermann [6:49 PM]:
THREAT LEVEL: PAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL
thermhere [6:49 PM]:
Hello!
Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:
95 SORRY
Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:
HAHA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH AH A HA H A HA H AH A HA HA H AH AH A HA HA HA H A98 YARD TOUchDOWN BY A&M
Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:
My heart just stopped
eightyseven [6:49 PM]:
EVAN$$$$$$$$$
BullManUGA [6:49 PM]:
It’s a football game again.
Brian Floyd [6:49 PM]:
AGGIES COVERING
Charlie Gebow [6:49 PM]:
OH DAMN
Mark Ennis [6:49 PM]:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Rodger Sherman [6:49 PM]:
MIKE EVANS
JHouse [6:48 PM]:
OHHH SHIIIT
vlad3217 [6:48 PM]:
BullManUGA [6:48 PM]:
It’s too bad he’s related to Jar Mariota.
Clay Wendler [6:48 PM]:
Jason Kirk [6:48 PM]:
Marcus Mariota had 456 pass yards through 3 quarters today, the most through 3 quarters by anyone vs an SEC team over the last 10 seasons.
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 14, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:
vlad3217 [6:46 PM]:
Nick, how do you feel about this latest turnover? 
Spencer Hall [6:45 PM]:
Sorry: turnover for A&M, Alabama giving them the ball, and words are hard.
YogurtYard [6:45 PM]:
A&M scores to make it a one possession game and then their D proceeds to give 4,000 yards
BullManUGA [6:45 PM]:
“Fubmle?” I’m an idiot.
Spencer Hall [6:45 PM]:
That would be an A&M turnover and a brief glimmer of light at the top of the mineshaft for the Aggies.
eightyseven [6:45 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman THANK YOU, BALL SECURITY.
rugman11 [6:45 PM]:
Unbelievable
vlad3217 [6:45 PM]:
BALL OUT????!?!?
Rodger Sherman [6:45 PM]:
definitely a fumble by yeldon. They have a chance to drive down 14.
BullManUGA [6:45 PM]:
FUBMLE!
Jason Kirk [6:45 PM]:
A&M only has to go 99 yards and then get the ball back and then do it again!
Spencer Hall [6:44 PM]:
wait
Rodger Sherman [6:44 PM]:
A&M BACK?!?!?!?!?!
eightyseven [6:43 PM]:
@Spencer Hall IT’S A NUT. WITH LEGS.
rugman11 [6:43 PM]:
So what happens if somebody decides to block him with the helmet off? Does he just have to get knocked on his ass?
Rodger Sherman [6:43 PM]:
to be fair, we don’t want people jumping into each other with no helmets. but yeah, that’s silly.
YogurtYard [6:43 PM]:
I think the best part was that Alabama knocked the guy’s helmet off. From now on, teams should just knock everyone’s helmet off and run for a TD
Jason Kirk [6:43 PM]:
Charlie Gebow [6:42 PM]:
Get your helmet knocked off? IT’S YOUR FAULT READ THE FOUNTAINHEAD SHEEPLE
Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:
It’s amazing to think the Earl Everett BCS title game play would be a person foul now.
BullManUGA [6:42 PM]:
So the rule is, your helmet comes off and you have to stop playing football? That’s ridiculous.
thermhere [6:42 PM]:
Alabama gets the stupid 15 yards back from earlier for an equally stupid 15 yards.
Ryan Nanni [6:42 PM]:
(FAAAAAART)
eightyseven [6:42 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman k m not dat dum
rugman11 [6:42 PM]:
That’s a terrible penalty.
YogurtYard [6:41 PM]:
That’s such a dumb penalty
Mark Ennis [6:41 PM]:
We just had an A&M player keep playing without his helmet and he was flagged for it.
Jon Bois [6:41 PM]:
our kentucky fan continues to speak for truth
Jon Bois [6:41 PM]:
@Mr_Griffey well us SEC fans know your weak gamecocks will never help the conf out with a national title
— BTP (@BringinThePain) September 14, 2013
Spencer Hall [6:41 PM]:
@eightyseven And the helmet stickers!
Mark Ennis [6:41 PM]:
Texas A&M is averaging a staggering 7.9 yards per play. The problem? Alabama is averaging 9.6 yards per play.
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [6:40 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I FINALLY GET THE MASCOT NOW
YogurtYard [6:40 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Cal FTW
Mark Ennis [6:39 PM]:
OSU spokesman confirms that Braxton Miller will not play today.
— Tim May (@TIM_MAYsports) September 14, 2013
YogurtYard [6:39 PM]:
It’s sad TAMU’s defense sucks so much, Johnny still played pretty damn well
Spencer Hall [6:39 PM]:
If Alabama scores fifty I think Nick Saban’s flesh turns to terra cotta. Or something like that. He HATES scoring fifty.
Jason Kirk [6:39 PM]:
POLL: What could Saban possibly be furious about?
Rodger Sherman [6:39 PM]:
lol at still angry saban
Charlie Gebow [6:38 PM]:
@Jason Kirk If Oregon ever breaks through, I wanna see a bunch of Colorado or Washington State fans piggyback on them
Rodger Sherman [6:37 PM]:
@eightyseven A Hawkeye on the other hand, is just the eye of a hawk
eightyseven [6:37 PM]:
@Clefo That sounds cooler than a poisonous nut.
Mark Ennis [6:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk THEY’RE LIKE THAT EVERY GODDAM DAY
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
Amazing things happening on the internet.
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
Kentucky fan —> RT @BringinThePain: 8 straight titles says you know nothing about college football
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 14, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:34 PM]:
Illinois just did a statue of liberty plya
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:32 PM]:
@eightyseven poisonous nut
Spencer Hall [6:32 PM]:
A buckeye is a poisonous nut
Charlie Gebow [6:32 PM]:
@eightyseven It’s a town in Arizona that is known for lots of meth (so a town in Arizona)
Clay Wendler [6:32 PM]:
ScattyLight [6:32 PM]:
If he woulda lowered his shoulder he would have had a 1st down. Dumb kids and their juke moves /get off my lawn
eightyseven [6:31 PM]:
Can my kind American friends explain what a buckeye is?
ScattyLight [6:31 PM]:
“CLASSIC” horsecollar
Rodger Sherman [6:31 PM]:
PERHAPS IT WAS A PENALTY
Rodger Sherman [6:30 PM]:
UNGH THAT HIT ON MANZIEL
Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:
Washington-Illinois all knotted up! (At 0-0. At Soldier Field, the 0-0 of fields.)
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:29 PM]:
Closest game is corn on corn fs1
eightyseven [6:28 PM]:
@rugman11 We’re talking about practice?
Spencer Hall [6:27 PM]:
I was trying to find something interesting and I am about to consider Idaho v. NIU interesting. Sadness has a face.
rugman11 [6:27 PM]:
@thermhere Games get in the way of practice and recruiting.
thermhere [6:26 PM]:
Has Nick Saban ever enjoyed a football game that he coached?
Mark Ennis [6:25 PM]:
UCF safety just two hand shoved the ref in the back in this Penn State game.
Pete Volk [6:24 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman woooooooooooooo
eightyseven [6:24 PM]:
Johnny sittin’ on the bench, n*!a he don’t really play.
Rodger Sherman [6:23 PM]:
Bethune Cookman > FIU is not an upset. B-C is favored there. On the road.
FourBerts [6:23 PM]:
If only the NCAA was run by Sepp Blatter; we could bribe him to get a championship played between Oregon and Alabama 6 months off schedule
FourBerts [6:22 PM]:
If only the NCAA was run by Sepp Blatter; we could bribe him to get a championship played between Oregon and Alabama 6 months off schedule
Spencer Hall [6:22 PM]:
I don’t know what to say other than MTSU better not be on Duke’s schedule, because they’re REALLY good, says Paul Johnson punching himself in the face as hard as he can
Jason Kirk [6:22 PM]:
THIS Eminem, #Lundquist? You are such a treasure.
— Misti Nicole Harper (@MickiNickHarp) September 14, 2013
Rodger Sherman [6:22 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 as a first name?
Ryan Nanni [6:21 PM]:
Over/under on passes Alabama throws for the rest of the game is -10.
Jason Kirk [6:20 PM]:
Jason Kirk [6:20 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Harrowing.
Spencer Hall [6:20 PM]:
Important work by me there.
Spencer Hall [6:20 PM]:
Mark Ennis [6:19 PM]:
@Pete Volk Louisville’s next opponent!
hornedfrogs45 [6:19 PM]:
My son is also named Bortles
Pete Volk [6:18 PM]:
So with Idaho and Akron actually playing football today, it appears FIU (down 7-0 to Bethune Cookman) is officially crowned the worst team in the FBS
Jason Kirk [6:18 PM]:
Mumford & Sons playing as pump-up music inside DKR. These UT player "toughness" issues might be easier to solve than you think.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) September 14, 2013
Peter Berkes [6:17 PM]:
Blake Bortles is a nice thing that George O’Leary doesn’t deserve
Jason Kirk [6:16 PM]:
@Pete Volk Great for Iowa’s strength of schedule.
Rodger Sherman [6:16 PM]:
so maybe this isn’t a thing.
Pete Volk [6:16 PM]:
Idaho is two touchdowns up on Northern Illinois (!)
Charlie Gebow [6:15 PM]:
Tides be rollin
UnstableMongoose [6:15 PM]:
Vegas knows, y’all.
Jason Kirk [6:15 PM]:
| 3 | 4:16 |
| Alabama | OKAY WE GET IT |
| Texas A&M | 21 |
Passive Voice [6:15 PM]:
we’re gonna need a combined A&M-VaTech Maroon Machine if we want someone to beat Bama
Ryan Nanni [6:14 PM]:
Just because: 
Jason Kirk [6:14 PM]:
Geez, Alabama’s making A&M look like Kansas State trying to stop North Dakota State!
Mark Ennis [6:14 PM]:
I admire the chivalry of Alabama’s running backs also making the tackles.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:14 PM]:
Iowas v ISU and the Oregon games come up consecutively in the games I have programmed. A bigger contrast between beauty and sadness has yet to be discovered
UnstableMongoose [6:14 PM]:
Pool of teams I would love to see play: LSU, Alabama, Oregon, Clemson, OSU.
Charlie Gebow [6:12 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 I just wanna see the Dabo-Saban midfield handshake after the game if that were to happen
hornedfrogs45 [6:12 PM]:
Who can beat Alabama? Clemson.
thermhere [6:10 PM]:
45 for Alabama calls me to Ironhead Heyward in my mind
Mark Ennis [6:09 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I was just about to post thart!!
Clay Wendler [6:09 PM]:
Spencer Hall [6:09 PM]:
Kyle Flood's opening statement today is just a treasure. pic.twitter.com/89emFmMCLx
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) September 14, 2013
Mark Ennis [6:09 PM]:
On that pass just now #16 for A&M did not have a freaking clue where the football was.
Mark Seymour [6:08 PM]:
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:
Verne and Gary halfheartedly trying to figure out A&M’s money/drugs/crime/sin gesture, then giving up, was the highlight of the second half.
Rodger Sherman [6:08 PM]:
one took away seven points from A&M, the other gave seven points to bama
Mark Ennis [6:08 PM]:
In Ohio State news:
#OSU QBs have now begun their warmups in earnest and Braxton Miller isn't among them.
— Bill Rabinowitz (@brdispatch) September 14, 2013
Rodger Sherman [6:08 PM]:
this is a really dumb statement, but if not for those two picks…
Mark Seymour [6:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He knows things about things.
Mark Ennis [6:07 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I made sure to spell out alligator to avoid any confusion.
Charlie Gebow [6:07 PM]:
@Milk Steak Had an ex-girlfriend who ended up at Iowa, I think it’s a fair trade from my view.
Jason Kirk [6:06 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Did you just use “touchdown” and “gator” in the same sentence?
Jason Kirk [6:06 PM]:
That touchdown throw by Manziel is how Texas A&M runs the "levels" concept. In trips #2 runs a 5 yard under snag, #3 runs a square-in/post
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 14, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:06 PM]:
15 years of Kirk Ferenz? Dear god
Mark Ennis [6:06 PM]:
That A&M touchdown is like when an alligator momentarily lets go of its prey in order to get a better grip.
Spencer Hall [6:05 PM]:
Texas A&M keeps futile contest an illusion of competition between equals, is now only down 35-21
Jason Kirk [6:04 PM]:
| 3 | 9:33 |
| Alabama | pawl |
| Texas A&M | 21 |
eightyseven [6:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk #pac12something
Charlie Gebow [6:04 PM]:
oh, hey a touchdown
Jason Kirk [6:04 PM]:
Oregon breaks 50. There are five minutes left in the third quarter
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) September 14, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:
USC handles Boston College 35-7
USC rebounded from an embarrassing home loss with an easy win over Boston College.
Mark Ennis [6:03 PM]:
Kinda sucks that ABC lose a bet and now has to put Purdue-Notre Dame on TV tonight.
Jason Kirk [6:01 PM]:
Washington-Illinois firing up on BTN. Available for streaming here: http://xfin.tv/UIvsWAS
thermhere [6:00 PM]:
Whoops #FUKTON
thermhere [6:00 PM]:
John Fukton is having a bit of a tough day
Jason Kirk [6:00 PM]:
Wowww at that CBS stat. Manziel has thrown five picks while trailing. He’s only thrown 12 total, and A&M’s almost always winning.
Rodger Sherman [5:59 PM]:
@Reggie Ball Owns Auburn nailed it
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [5:57 PM]:
more like Johnny ONE-SIDE-OF-THE-FOOTBALL-ONLY
Clay Wendler [5:56 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [5:53 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [5:53 PM]:
dear GOODNESS
Ryan Nanni [5:53 PM]:
| SOON | |
| IOWA | 2 |
| IOWA STATE | A |
Jason Kirk [5:53 PM]:
| 3 | 12:30 |
| Alabama | Alabama |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
hornedfrogs45 [5:52 PM]:
HURL CAM
eightyseven [5:51 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Isn’t a red star enough for you?
Charlie Gebow [5:51 PM]:
Kige Ramsey? Did Sherman set the wayback machine to 2006?
Luke Zimmermann [5:51 PM]:
TYBKige
Jason Kirk [5:51 PM]:
TELL EM KIGE
Jason Kirk [5:51 PM]:
Unanswered points after being behind scoreboard: UCLA 38, Alabama 34, Oregon 44.
— Chris Dufresne (@DufresneLATimes) September 14, 2013
Spencer Hall [5:51 PM]:
KIIIIIIIIIGE
Mark Ennis [5:51 PM]:
Hahahahahaha
Mark Ennis [5:50 PM]:
Take that Johnny Arrogance
— Kige Ramsey (@kramsey1225) September 14, 2013
Mark Ennis [5:50 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Me too. Why not?
Jason Kirk [5:50 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 Finally, Mack has been vindicated.
Rodger Sherman [5:50 PM]:
yes i dropped my own joke in here instead of saying it again
Rodger Sherman [5:50 PM]:
That tackle attempt is why Mack Brown was dumb for recruiting Johnny Manziel as a safety
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) September 14, 2013
N2theBlue [5:50 PM]:
Terrible throw
Ryan Nanni [5:49 PM]:
Great. Our lives are in the hands of Les Miles.
hornedfrogs45 [5:49 PM]:
University of Texas cornerback Johnny Manziel still showing rust from the Rice game on that tackle attempt.
Luke Zimmermann [5:48 PM]:
Pretty much: 
Jason Kirk [5:48 PM]:
Vinnie Sunseri's Heisman moment.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) September 14, 2013
Mark Ennis [5:48 PM]:
Well, Texas A&M's offense can't tackle either.
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) September 14, 2013
Bill Connelly [5:48 PM]:
Yeah…
taffyowner917 [5:47 PM]:
needs a block, or he needs shitty tackling
eightyseven [5:47 PM]:
@Mark Ennis And why is ONLY getting 3.19
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:47 PM]:
welp
Charlie Gebow [5:47 PM]:
Oops
Mark Ennis [5:47 PM]:
What is a “University Studies” major? Do you study other universities?
Charlie Gebow [5:47 PM]:
“University Studies”? Man, they ain’t even trying
eightyseven [5:47 PM]:
What the hell kinda major is “University Studies”
Spencer Hall [5:46 PM]:
The novel “three man rush” appears to have confused Mr. McCarron
Clay Wendler [5:46 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:46 PM]:
Alabama three-and-out on its opening drive to open the second. Still very much a bawlgame.
Mark Ennis [5:46 PM]:
McCarron overthrew but there was still no one in the same zip code as that receiver
Rodger Sherman [5:45 PM]:
Bama goes backwards five yards. Time to get back into it, Johnny?
Rodger Sherman [5:45 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 when I was drunk in Houston our cabdriver throught I was criticizing his choice of freeway whereas in fact i was just pointing out that it was named after Katy Perry
Jason Kirk [5:45 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 Dangit, always finding loopholes.
Charlie Gebow [5:44 PM]:
Yeah, rushes for no gain is what dem glory boyz get paaaaaaaawl
hornedfrogs45 [5:44 PM]:
Can we talk about Katy Texas, a short drive from College Station?
Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:
One more update from Minnesota: Spokesman says Jerry Kill is now home from the hospital and doing well.
— Austin Ward (@AWardESPN) September 14, 2013
Rodger Sherman [5:43 PM]:
@Jason Kirk NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:
The game’s back on, so we’ll have to put Katy on hold for now. Apologies, everyone.
UnstableMongoose [5:42 PM]:
I hope so because this game hasn’t been crazy as balls since the first quarter.
eightyseven [5:42 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman “Johnny gonna disrobe you, then probe you” I’m not doing it right Kanye you’re gross
Jason Kirk [5:42 PM]:
a&m stadium playing j-kwon's tipsy because it's always 2004 in college station
— Martin Rickman (@martinrickman) September 14, 2013
UnstableMongoose [5:42 PM]:
Will A&M go onside to start the half?
Jason Kirk [5:41 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Johnny’s got a pocket full of sunshine ha ha wrong singer nothing you can do about it
Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:
johnny manziel is so hypnotizing. could he be a devil? could he be an angel? — paraphrased from “E.T.” by Katy Perry
eightyseven [5:39 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I don’t know whether to be disappointed or impressed at your Katy Perry lyric knowledge.
eightyseven [5:38 PM]:
@Clefo DAMMIT INTERNET SPEED UP
Rodger Sherman [5:37 PM]:
johnny manziel was hot in the first quarter, but then he was cold. he was yes, then he was no
eightyseven [5:37 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Kissed a girl and liked it?
hornedfrogs45 [5:37 PM]:
PAWL A&M can’t even sell out midnight yells
Rodger Sherman [5:37 PM]:
i wish johnny manziel would wake up from his teenage dream and start behaving like a man
Luke Zimmermann [5:37 PM]:
#Overalls 
Charlie Gebow [5:37 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I HEARD HE ONCE KISSED A GIRL AND LIKED IT TELL THE NCAA
Rodger Sherman [5:37 PM]:
johnny manziel is a firework
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:36 PM]:
I don’t think Duke is going to make it to a BCS bowl with this defense you guys
eightyseven [5:36 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Featuring WAG Katherine Webb
Jason Kirk [5:35 PM]:
Jameis Winston is 10/13. Hitting a slump early, it seems.
Ryan Nanni [5:34 PM]:
“Tallahassee Gang Beats Group From Reno To Near Death” could be a real Florida news story.
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
I would say SEC fans have a really sensitive hateboner for Oregon, but yeah they’re kind of like that about everybody.
Rodger Sherman [5:32 PM]:
@eightyseven are we going to hear johnny manziel roar in the second half? tune in for more katy perry football analyses
eightyseven [5:31 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Are we gonna hear you roar?
Rodger Sherman [5:31 PM]:
KATY PERRY A&M PROMO
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:31 PM]:
Ga Tech 24 Duke 7 on ESPNU if you hate yourself
Mark Ennis [5:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I have no idea.
Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:
@Mark Ennis But what is #hadley?
Luke Zimmermann [5:30 PM]:
Easy to forget we’re mere hours from the five year anniversary of the famed 3-2 Auburn-Mississippi State game:
Get ready for a great day in #CFB with #5ToFollow! Which games made my can't miss list? See here: http://t.co/45NnTZWGPi
— XFINITY Sports (@XFINITYSports) September 14, 2013
Mark Ennis [5:29 PM]:
A&M has outscored Bama in the 1st quarter of the last 2 ball games 34-7…In every other quarter Bama 45-9 #BAMAvsTAMU #Hadley
— Joel Klatt (@joelklatt) September 14, 2013
thermhere [5:29 PM]:
USC is beyond repair in terms of national contention – but that defense is looking pretty dang good according to Bill’s numbers.
Rodger Sherman [5:28 PM]:
SEC defenses not in classic form today
Alabama and Texas A&M are disregarded the defense and going full bore on offense today.
Jason Kirk [5:26 PM]:
Oregon students mock SEC, want Alabama
Having already dispatched of the Vols, Oregon’s student section is moving on.
Spencer Hall [5:26 PM]:
I’m not giving up on this season yet. But right now I really, really want to.
Mark Ennis [5:26 PM]:
So everybody ready to Super Sim to National Signing Day?
quzybuk [5:26 PM]:
@Run Home Jack The 1972 Miami Dolphins.
thermhere [5:25 PM]:
“If they can find a running game”???
Ryan Nanni [5:25 PM]:
So who do we think Bama’s gonna beat this year in the BCS Championship? I’ll hang up and listen.
Matthew Kenerly [5:24 PM]:
Upset alert! Idaho has a lead.
Jason Kirk [5:24 PM]:
@eightyseven #goacc
eightyseven [5:23 PM]:
Charlie Gebow [5:23 PM]:
@Mark C. Moore jai alai for sure
Mark Seymour [5:23 PM]:
could alabama beat the jaguars at a sport other than footballl
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:22 PM]:
And FSU starts the 2nd half w/a long darn run
josejose50 [5:21 PM]:
Nevada QB is out
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:21 PM]:
@Jason Kirk FSU coming back
Mark Ennis [5:21 PM]:
Fox Sports 1 is showing the FDNY vs. NYPD on a field lined for lacrosse.
eightyseven [5:21 PM]:
@Passive Voice Super Saban Yelled-at too.
Jason Kirk [5:20 PM]:
Bama, Oregon, and FSU at halftime. Let’s watch … USC? Good lord.
Charlie Gebow [5:20 PM]:
I’m angry about the Yeldon celebration because now we have to hear #HotSportsTakes on it
Matthew Kenerly [5:20 PM]:
Reveille: “Ruff!”
Passive Voice [5:20 PM]:
TJ Yelled-at
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [5:19 PM]:
YELDON’S GONNA GET AN EARFUL IF THAT PENALTY HURTS BAMA IN THE SECOND HALF
Mark Ennis [5:19 PM]:
A&M-Bama first half summary: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
thermhere [5:19 PM]:
So those two timeouts carry over… Wait… What?
Jason Kirk [5:18 PM]:
@Milk Steak Some really weird Aggie Yell Leader stuff.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [5:18 PM]:
Danielson wanting A+M to score to stick it to the SELFISH ME-FIRST GLORY BOY is the only time in his life he’ll root for a spread option
quzybuk [5:18 PM]:
Yahoo! Sports reporting that TJ Yeldon’s touchdown celebration is a sign that he took money from an agent earlier this season.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:17 PM]:
What do you think Reveille will say to A&M at halftime?
Brian Floyd [5:17 PM]:
EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION???#tapout
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) September 14, 2013
eightyseven [5:16 PM]:
Oh god, it’s only the 2nd.
thermhere [5:16 PM]:
Bama averaging over 11 yards per play.
Jason Kirk [5:16 PM]:
bondslegend [5:15 PM]:
It was fun while it lasted
Ryan Nanni [5:15 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann (aaron hernandez joke)
Jason Kirk [5:14 PM]:
| :45 | 2 |
| Alabama | #CASHINOUT |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
eightyseven [5:13 PM]:
LAWL got Manziel’d
Charlie Gebow [5:13 PM]:
Well, looks like Manziel already got his signature win earlier in the year against the NCAA amirite?
quzybuk [5:13 PM]:
Apparently Oregon scored again?
Luke Zimmermann [5:12 PM]:
True story: Nick Saban’s doghouse is literally a doghouse. And not a very nice one, either.
eightyseven [5:11 PM]:
Guy’s motto isn’t #YOLO? Much disappoint.
quzybuk [5:11 PM]:
SNITCHES GET STITCHES TRACY WOLFSON
Ryan Nanni [5:11 PM]:
Of course Alabama has a player named Drake.
Jason Kirk [5:09 PM]:
@thermhere That’s Toney Hurd. He’s been doing that for a couple years now, I believe.
thermhere [5:09 PM]:
Is A&M trying to copy Ole Miss’s Kenny Gant shark thing?
rugman11 [5:08 PM]:
@Bill Hanstock Wikipedia only goes back to 1988, but I couldn’t find a single instance of Oregon beating an SEC team that finished with a winning record.
eightyseven [5:08 PM]:
@Passive Voice You’re from Canadia stop flexing US history.
Spencer Hall [5:08 PM]:
You…you can do that today, Oregon students
quzybuk [5:08 PM]:
The Oregon game feels like the gif of Alderaan shooting first at the Death Star.
Bill Hanstock [5:05 PM]:
Oregon student section chanting "SEC! SEC! SEC!" at Tennessee's players.
— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) September 14, 2013
Jason Kirk [5:05 PM]:
MICHIGAN STATE HAS 52 POINTS?
Charlie Gebow [5:05 PM]:
Dammit A&M BE YOURSELF
thermhere [5:05 PM]:
So I guess this is the “real” A&M defense the suspended players were talking about all week.
eightyseven [5:05 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann They need to roll some Denzel “Remember the Titans” tape.
Passive Voice [5:05 PM]:
“New York Life” superimposed on the field because don’t forget who won the war, South.
Mr. Owl [5:04 PM]:
Well that was an embed fail.
Bill Connelly [5:04 PM]:
It’s funny/sad how much I freak out when I can’t see the clock and score at all times now
Luke Zimmermann [5:04 PM]:
| 2nd | 4:20 |
| Remember when it was 7-0? | 7 |
| Oregon | 31 |
eightyseven [5:03 PM]:
SO that Oregon game, yeah?
thermhere [5:03 PM]:
@Spencer Hall it’s only a matter of time before Saban tries the Buddy Ryan Polish Locker
Ryan Nanni [5:02 PM]:
NICK SABAN DA KANG
Luke Zimmermann [5:02 PM]:
I’m not saying A.J. McCarron is a snitch but…
Spencer Hall [5:02 PM]:
Rein, dammit
quzybuk [5:02 PM]:
@quzybuk Derek Dooley, excuse me.
Spencer Hall [5:02 PM]:
Just seems like officials trying to reign in Nick Saban, Innovator.
Rodger Sherman [5:02 PM]:
@Spencer Hall go vols
eightyseven [5:02 PM]:
@Jason Kirk The band played “Look Down” for a bit there. So dramatic.
quzybuk [5:02 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Vince Dooley thinks you’re thinking too conservatively here.
thermhere [5:02 PM]:
LOL he said 12th man
Clay Wendler [5:01 PM]:
Spencer Hall [5:01 PM]:
I dunno, I think 12 men could play football a lot better than 11
Luke Zimmermann [5:01 PM]:
THE 12TH MAN LIVES 
Clay Wendler [5:01 PM]:
eightyseven [5:00 PM]:
@rugman11 By bahaha I was hiding my love for it. ’Cause F yes musicals.
Jason Kirk [5:00 PM]:
@eightyseven Whoa. What?
rugman11 [4:59 PM]:
@eightyseven They’ve been doing that since I started there 8 years ago.
Spyder Mayhem [4:59 PM]:
Anybody got that great pic listing Alabama’s national championships, including the oft forgotten Bryant Family Newsletter one and the Piggly Wiggly one? Roll tide.
eightyseven [4:58 PM]:
Was the band playing Les Mis just now? Bahaha
quzybuk [4:58 PM]:
I really wish we had Ron Cherry to explain that.
Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:
@rugman11 That’s the rule! Bet that part’ll go away this offseason.
Bill Connelly [4:58 PM]:
“Upon further review, that wasn’t a penalty. 15 yards, first down A&M.”
Rodger Sherman [4:58 PM]:
good. he’s in.
rugman11 [4:58 PM]:
It’s not a targeting foul but it’s still a penalty? How does that make any sense?
Jason Kirk [4:57 PM]:
Yep. HHCD back in, but penalty sticks.
Jason Kirk [4:57 PM]:
Pretty sure Clinton-Dix will stay in, guys.
quzybuk [4:56 PM]:
Might just be me, but I don’t see where he even looked for the ball. To me, looks like he was looking at the receiver the entire play.
Luke Zimmermann [4:56 PM]:
I hope this stands just so Finebaum on Monday is even better.
eightyseven [4:56 PM]:
@Mark C. Moore A better tribute than Wu-Tang Forever. #Draked
N2theBlue [4:55 PM]:
Awful call
NDEddieMac [4:55 PM]:
Saban will now burn the rules committee to the ground
Charlie Gebow [4:55 PM]:
That escalated quickly
Charlie Gebow [4:55 PM]:
he’s just trying to catch the ball” in the same tone that someone tries to bargain for time on the Super NIntendo
hornedfrogs45 [4:55 PM]:
OH MY
quzybuk [4:55 PM]:
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
Mr. Owl [4:55 PM]:
I don’t see how that’s a penalty.
rugman11 [4:55 PM]:
If Dix gets tossed I’m gonna burn this mother down.
Spencer Hall [4:55 PM]:
And let’s just watch the targeting rule barrel in here and ruin a game
Charlie Gebow [4:55 PM]:
Gary is saying ”
eightyseven [4:54 PM]:
@Clefo Don’t assume ’cause it makes an ass outta someone.
Rodger Sherman [4:53 PM]:
manziel was really getting cute by throwing that pass his coach probably called fo rhim
Charlie Gebow [4:53 PM]:
I think A&M decided to not be themselves that drive
Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:
| 2 | 8:55 |
| Alabama | NEVER IN DOUBT |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
Clay Wendler [4:52 PM]:
Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:
@quzybuk And Alabama? More yards per play today!
Mark Seymour [4:52 PM]:
@quzybuk We’re in. — ODB
quzybuk [4:51 PM]:
So… who’s in for a new conference with Baylor-TAMU-Georgia-Clemson-Oregon?
thermhere [4:50 PM]:
Baylor vs Texas A&M in the Cotton Bowl will feature 1500 yards.
Luke Zimmermann [4:50 PM]:
@JasonKirkSBN You incepted Uncle Vern.
quzybuk [4:50 PM]:
@Milk Steak Georgia sees nothing wrong with this statement.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:50 PM]:
That Collie is going to give the defense such a barking to
Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:
No lies in that tweet.
Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:
Kenny Bell, who retired from football for a day just weeks ago, scored a touchdown on Texas A&M.
— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 14, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:50 PM]:
ATM SEC Defense
Bill Connelly [4:49 PM]:
@Clefo YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH :-)
Patrick Vint [4:49 PM]:
Texas A&M’s defense looks about as suspect as we feared.
Charlie Gebow [4:49 PM]:
Yep, Bama sure needs to run the ball more
thermhere [4:49 PM]:
HELLO!
Patrick Vint [4:48 PM]:
Danielson just said something so over the top that even Uncle Verne had to react.
Jason Kirk [4:48 PM]:
@Jon Bois Who is your favorite Aggie?
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [4:48 PM]:
lou diamond phormation
Jon Bois [4:48 PM]:
v. good advice
Jon Bois [4:48 PM]:
@jon_bois BE YOURSELF pic.twitter.com/e5RbsdT5so
— alex fritz (@boxcar_fritz) September 14, 2013
quzybuk [4:46 PM]:
@Clefo Game of the Century of the Eon of the Year of the Game of the Week
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:46 PM]:
@Clefo No it’s clearly a warm up for the Edsall bowl tonight. It’s what everyone is talking about.
Charlie Gebow [4:46 PM]:
“Be yourself “Believe in the power of friendship” “Sharing is Caring”
Charlie Gebow [4:46 PM]:
This is all just a warmup for Arizona-UTSA later tonight amirite people? Hello? Hello?
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:45 PM]:
Interception, flip the channel and FSU takes the lead. Sad Panda
Ryan Nanni [4:45 PM]:
Oh, and we see you scoring 49, Michigan State. We just don’t care.
Rodger Sherman [4:44 PM]:
just a tad too long
Jason Kirk [4:44 PM]:
Boy, a few more hours at the Manning Passing Academy would’ve headed off that interception.
Patrick Vint [4:44 PM]:
Oops.
Luke Zimmermann [4:44 PM]:
Johnny Football giveth and he taketh away.
vlad3217 [4:43 PM]:
MORE LIKE JOHNNY INTERCEPTION
Charlie Gebow [4:43 PM]:
Oops
quzybuk [4:43 PM]:
@vlad3217 Reccing this for forever.
vlad3217 [4:43 PM]:
Mark Ennis [4:43 PM]:
Manziel plays like Florida Gulf Coast University.
bondslegend [4:43 PM]:
@quzybuk That’s like talking about Sager’s outfits. They do it for that reason alone
vlad3217 [4:42 PM]:
@quzybuk They sure are yellow.
Bill Hanstock [4:42 PM]:
just like they drew it up
quzybuk [4:42 PM]:
Can we talk about Oregon’s uniforms? Let’s talk about Oregon’s uniforms.
bondslegend [4:42 PM]:
That play gets more insane the more you see it. God damn.
Bill Hanstock [4:41 PM]:
MANZIEL 3:16 SAYS I JUST BROKE YOUR SECONDARY
bondslegend [4:40 PM]:
Alabama fans complaining about officials is the best thing ever
vlad3217 [4:40 PM]:
Alabama defense: -1,000,000 Johnathan Manziel: 999,999,999
Mark Ennis [4:39 PM]:
This is what I want football to be.
Charlie Gebow [4:39 PM]:
Eli Manning is like “Whatever”
rugman11 [4:39 PM]:
Apparently you can grab a lineman from behind now? Nice to know.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:39 PM]:
Twirling twirling twirling towards freedom
thermhere [4:39 PM]:
Nice push in the back there for the guy who caught the ball
Passive Voice [4:39 PM]:
NO FUCKING WAY
vlad3217 [4:39 PM]:
should have followed the flowsheet I posted
NDEddieMac [4:39 PM]:
Fade away! pew pew
Bill Connelly [4:38 PM]:
That was such a stupid play in like 100 different ways.
quzybuk [4:38 PM]:
Wow.
Jason Kirk [4:38 PM]:
WAHTHAWETAWLEJGNALGNARLKGNAELRKGNARELKGERKGAERBK ABAMERGAEKRNGKAENRGKLA
Mark Ennis [4:38 PM]:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Patrick Vint [4:38 PM]:
Unreal.
bondslegend [4:38 PM]:
JUST LIKE THEY DRAW IT UP
Charlie Gebow [4:38 PM]:
HOLY SHIT\
JHouse [4:38 PM]:
WHAT?!?!
Bill Hanstock [4:38 PM]:
HOLY SHIT
hornedfrogs45 [4:38 PM]:
Yea, Alabama! or Aggie War Hymn?
Luke Zimmermann [4:38 PM]:
Florida State just got an illegal participation penalty because Florida State. XFINITY subscribers can watch former A&M special teams coordinator Brian Polian lead the Pack (who’re winning 7-3) here: http://xfin.tv/NEVvFSU
Bill Hanstock [4:37 PM]:
johnny stiffarm
Jason Kirk [4:37 PM]:
Ben Malena clearly SCARED A THE TIDE
Mr. Owl [4:37 PM]:
“Basketball on grass” is also what the ACC calls football.
thermhere [4:37 PM]:
A&M can’t run a designed run play for shit
Bill Hanstock [4:37 PM]:
that’s like the top thing you shouldn’t do
Bill Hanstock [4:37 PM]:
don’t fall down
quzybuk [4:37 PM]:
Texas A&M finds out that The Annexation of Puerto Rico doesn’t work quite as well in the shotgun.
Spencer Hall [4:36 PM]:
- did my favorite thing: the free huge shot at the center on a snap infraction
Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:
A very convincing play-action snap by Texas A&M’s center.
quzybuk [4:36 PM]:
@Mark Ennis It’s a glitch in the Matrix.
Rodger Sherman [4:36 PM]:
snap infraction!
Charlie Gebow [4:36 PM]:
Yeah Gary, it’s NOT possible to do a spread rushing attack, Chip Kelly and RichRod are only bad acid trips
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:36 PM]:
Spread team running the ball? You don’t say
Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:
Alabama flagged. Peculiar.
Clay Wendler [4:34 PM]:
no fleas on that elephant
Jason Kirk [4:34 PM]:
Clay has titled that GIF “elephantflicker.”
Jason Kirk [4:33 PM]:
Jason Kirk [4:32 PM]:
@vlad3217 Submit your suggestions, and I’ll see if I can make your dreams real.
vlad3217 [4:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I sort of want to just start guessing how to make scoreboards. The possibilities are endless.
Spencer Hall [4:31 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Thank you for your service to our country
thermhere [4:31 PM]:
Why is McCarron the holder? Surprising that Saban doesn’t subscribe to the Belichick theory of having the Punter do it due to amount of practice time.
quzybuk [4:31 PM]:
Analogy time! Brent Musberger : Katharine Webb :: Gary Danielson : AJ McCarron
Jason Kirk [4:31 PM]:
| 2 | 14:15 |
| Alabama | sneaky |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
Luke Zimmermann [4:30 PM]:
THIS. NUSS. IS ON MEIER
bondslegend [4:30 PM]:
@Mark Ennis CHAMPIONSHIP
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [4:30 PM]:
In true GT form, our 1 completion has been to our likely best receiver; it was his first career catch and he is actually a baseball player
vlad3217 [4:30 PM]:
@Bill C. IT’S HOW BEAR WOULD HAVE TRICKED ’EM PAWWWWWLLLLL
Mr. Owl [4:30 PM]:
NICK SABAN USIN’ TRICK PLAYS BECAUSE HE CAN’T BEAT THEM AGGIES THE NORMAL WAY PAWWWWWWLLLLLL
Bill Hanstock [4:30 PM]:
A.J. McFootball
Bill Connelly [4:30 PM]:
Even Alabama’s trickeration is old-school
Mark Ennis [4:30 PM]:
If FIU loses to Bethune Cookman tonight, 1/4 of Louisville’s schedule will have a loss to an FCS team.
Peter Berkes [4:29 PM]:
Bama shouldn’t be able to run flea flickers
vlad3217 [4:29 PM]:
FLEA FLICKER
vlad3217 [4:29 PM]:
haha they just compared akron to appalachian state. who should be more offended?
bondslegend [4:28 PM]:
Actually 1 second left on the running clock left when the tackle moved. Always has been if close to clock expiring, go with clock expiring,
— Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) September 14, 2013
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:27 PM]:
FSU 3 Nevada 7. hmmmmmmmmm
bondslegend [4:26 PM]:
Normal service has resumed in the Oregon game
Ryan Nanni [4:26 PM]:
Oregon’s backup tight end just King Konged like three Vol defenders.
thermhere [4:26 PM]:
This may have been covered already – but it seems like A&M is killing Bama on designed drop backs and getting nothing on designed runs, screens or any other type of play call.
Mr. Owl [4:25 PM]:
@Mark Ennis USF could beat FAU tonight!
Clay Wendler [4:25 PM]:
Jason Kirk [4:25 PM]:
ALL HAIL JOHNNY
Mark Ennis [4:25 PM]:
Thanks for that strength of schedule boost Temple! Every little bit helps.
Ryan Nanni [4:24 PM]:
@Spencer Hall BIOSHOCK 4
Clay Wendler [4:24 PM]:
Clay Wendler [4:24 PM]:
bow before lord manziel
Bill Connelly [4:24 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Maybe? A&M’s loading the box, but the two times they ran against that, it worked.
Spencer Hall [4:23 PM]:
I refuse to believe Fordham won a football game if Herbert Hoover isn’t sitting in the White House
Mark Ennis [4:23 PM]:
@Bill C. lack of faith in the OL?
bondslegend [4:23 PM]:
FWIW
Good call on the offensive PI and good analysis by Danielson. Extension of the arms will get you.
— Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) September 14, 2013
Bill Connelly [4:22 PM]:
This is a LOT of pass plays for Bama…
vlad3217 [4:22 PM]:
@LesMilesEatsGrass weeks minutes of research
Mark Ennis [4:21 PM]:
RUN THE DANG BALL
Mr. Owl [4:21 PM]:
@vlad3217 That is a rather impressive flowchart.
vlad3217 [4:21 PM]:
cbs plz hire me kthnx
Luke Zimmermann [4:21 PM]:
Whoops! 
Charlie Gebow [4:21 PM]:
So I can’t be the only person hearing this intermittent buzzing on the broadcast? (Not Gary)
vlad3217 [4:21 PM]:
Look I can make flowcharts too 
Rodger Sherman [4:20 PM]:
@Jason Kirk WHAT AN INGRATE
Jason Kirk [4:20 PM]:
Johnny Manziel picks up a couple yards on third and LONG, tramples security. No respect for authority.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:20 PM]:
Gotta have head on a swivel security
Ryan Nanni [4:20 PM]:
Fire Bobo.
Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:
A&M on track for 800 yards :) Because these trends always hold up.
Mr. Owl [4:19 PM]:
3rd and 31.
bondslegend [4:19 PM]:
There were a lot of games in 2007 when the 49ers didn’t get 200 yards IN A GAME. A&M over that with 2 minutes left in the 1st
Pete Rossman [4:19 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman True, but MSU just scored again. I’m kind of scared at how excited I feel.
Jason Kirk [4:18 PM]:
Mike Evans whistled for OPI. Nobody can be THAT open every time.
Mark Ennis [4:18 PM]:
Wow that’s kind of a ticky tack call there.
Rodger Sherman [4:18 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Mike Evans is crazy good, but apparently not that crazy good.
bondslegend [4:18 PM]:
A&M over 200 yards in 1 quarter
Mark Ennis [4:18 PM]:
OPI?
PAK [4:17 PM]:
/sigh
PAK [4:17 PM]:
/obligatory Bama players can’t count joke
Jason Kirk [4:17 PM]:
Alabama’s 10 men vs. Texas A&M’s 12.
hornedfrogs45 [4:17 PM]:
Seriously though, the blocking by the WRs for A&M is really good.
Charlie Gebow [4:16 PM]:
Oh right, Bama has to play defense
Rodger Sherman [4:16 PM]:
playing with 10 men dot gif
Bill Connelly [4:16 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Yeah, that was one of the prettiest 3-yard gains I’ve ever seen
Mark Ennis [4:16 PM]:
These A&M counter plays are just fantastic.
Rodger Sherman [4:16 PM]:
@Pete Rossman Nebraska’s defense looked good for a half too.
hornedfrogs45 [4:15 PM]:
Great read by Johnny to throw it to the guy whose defender fell down.
Pete Rossman [4:15 PM]:
I don’t mean to alarm you guys but MSU’s offense is driving for another touchdown so I guess my question is should I stock up on canned goods?
Clay Wendler [4:15 PM]:
NDEddieMac [4:15 PM]:
@Bill C. Slacker
Bill Connelly [4:14 PM]:
Evans’ yardage pace is down to about 730
Mark Ennis [4:14 PM]:
Man you can see that pattern recognition defense by Bama on those crossing routes. I love Chris Brown for really illustrating that.
eightyseven [4:14 PM]:
@bondslegend Guy loves WordArt.
Luke Zimmermann [4:14 PM]:
#FCSWatch The Patriot League’s Fordham just did something amazing against Temple. XFINITY subscribers can follow along here: http://xfin.tv/ESPN3
bondslegend [4:14 PM]:
GREAT play by Manziel. Wow.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:14 PM]:
Danielson so hopeful on that “did the ball come out?”
bondslegend [4:13 PM]:
@eightyseven That was basically the inside of Danielson’s brain, illustrated
NDEddieMac [4:13 PM]:
It’s just mouse trap, the chart
eightyseven [4:13 PM]:
@vlad3217 I was being nice. I couldn’t read it on account of the buildings and lights?
hummerx [4:13 PM]:
I bet it took them like 3 weeks to make that thing
vlad3217 [4:13 PM]:
@eightyseven that barely qualifies as an infographic
eightyseven [4:12 PM]:
Uh is that infographic supposed to be legible?
Luke Zimmermann [4:12 PM]:
For my money I’ll take Spencer’s: 
Rodger Sherman [4:12 PM]:
now an A&M return derp! They take over at the two after the ball bounces out off the return man
NDEddieMac [4:12 PM]:
Triangle bounces, never doubt Saban
Charlie Gebow [4:12 PM]:
That’s how they return kicks in the SEC, eh?
JHouse [4:12 PM]:
lol
Peter Berkes [4:12 PM]:
ohhh you big dummy
Bill Connelly [4:12 PM]:
More yards for the offense!
bondslegend [4:11 PM]:
oh FFS
eightyseven [4:11 PM]:
AHAHAHAHAH
Clay Wendler [4:11 PM]:
DerekH91 [4:10 PM]:
@bondslegend Would you want to root for Purdue?
Luke Zimmermann [4:10 PM]:
Mack Brown was right: 
rugman11 [4:10 PM]:
Gary’s an ex-QB. He’ll slobber over every QB.
bondslegend [4:10 PM]:
@Clefo But he went to Purdue? WTF?
Patrick Vint [4:09 PM]:
Gary Danielson confirms that Alabama practices football plays daily.
Charlie Gebow [4:09 PM]:
@bondslegend He’s like a diet and football version of Hawk Harrelson
Jason Kirk [4:08 PM]:
| 1 | 5:24 |
| Alabama | Phew |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
bondslegend [4:08 PM]:
Gary Danielson screaming in exaltation after Bama’s TD. Why is he allowed to call games nationally again?
Peter Berkes [4:08 PM]:
So this is how SEC teams play defense, huh?
Rodger Sherman [4:08 PM]:
DAMN, that backshoulder throw by McCarron. 14-7 A&M
Patrick Vint [4:08 PM]:
What a catch.
Jason Kirk [4:08 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Hell, even Mack Brown could beat the Aggies.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:07 PM]:
Oh yeah, ATM defense
Ryan Nanni [4:07 PM]:
@celebrityhottub How much is this hurting Saban's chances of landing the Texas job?
— Brent Zell (@BWZWriter) September 14, 2013
GradyWilson [4:07 PM]:
that LB filled the same gap as the NG. oops
Bill Connelly [4:07 PM]:
Big holes on both of Bama’s first-down handoffs.
Jason Kirk [4:07 PM]:
Alabama going no-huddle. Thought that caused injuries.
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 14, 2013
bondslegend [4:07 PM]:
It seems like Alabama has had the exact same RB for like 10 years.
eightyseven [4:06 PM]:
Not enough McCarron’s girlfriend talk I didn’t come here for the football
Peter Berkes [4:05 PM]:
Pretty cool that A&M let Bama get a first down. Should do wonders for their confidence.
Jason Kirk [4:05 PM]:
@Patrick Vint DAYUM, Pat.
Rodger Sherman [4:05 PM]:
@Clefo #terrybowden4bama
Patrick Vint [4:05 PM]:
That McCarron pass was Auburn-like
vlad3217 [4:04 PM]:
They-supposed-to-be-SEC.gif
Bill Connelly [4:04 PM]:
That Murray post has 165 RTs in a minute and a half
Jason Kirk [4:03 PM]:
This could get out of hand real fast!
— Aaron Murray (@aaronmurray11) September 14, 2013
bondslegend [4:03 PM]:
@Clefo obviously
Luke Zimmermann [4:03 PM]:
…And Dan Rubenstein’s heart just ran a 4.34 40.
bondslegend [4:02 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Dear lord
Mark Ennis [4:02 PM]:
For those keeping track, Johhny's at 102 yards passing, 36 rushing and 1 TD midway through the 1st quarter.
— Jon Lee (@therealjonlee) September 14, 2013
Jason Kirk [4:02 PM]:
Really good of Bama to honor the tradition of doing nothing on Yom Kippur.
— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) September 14, 2013
Charlie Gebow [4:02 PM]:
#LaneKiffin4Bama
eightyseven [4:02 PM]:
Is Manziel even trying.
Passive Voice [4:01 PM]:
Dee Milliner ain’t walking through that door. Dre Kirkpatrick ain’t walking through that door.
bondslegend [4:01 PM]:
Manziel with the kaepernick. Hell yes.
Charlie Gebow [4:01 PM]:
@bondslegend That offense can’t work in the SEC
Jason Kirk [4:01 PM]:
| 1 | 7:47 |
| Alabama | now pawwl |
| Texas A&M | 14 |
Rodger Sherman [4:01 PM]:
Malena runs in and it’s 14-0.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [4:01 PM]:
PAAWWWLLLLL IF TEXAS COMES CALLIN WE SHOULD JUST LET ’IM GO
bondslegend [4:00 PM]:
@Clefo Apparently you can’t leave when A&M has the ball, even for 2 seconds.
Rodger Sherman [4:00 PM]:
Manziel is gigging em.
bondslegend [4:00 PM]:
ALOLbama
Bill Connelly [4:00 PM]:
Evans on pace for 800 receiving yards
Charlie Gebow [4:00 PM]:
Damn, I go up to stir some pasta (not a euphemist) and A&M’s in the red zone already
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:00 PM]:
What will Bama do? Texas already took GERG.
Spencer Hall [3:59 PM]:
Apparently Alabama’s defense only lacks an ability to defend against the run or the pass
Luke Zimmermann [3:59 PM]:
Nick Saban spent all week watching tape from his 2006 Miami Dolphins.
vlad3217 [3:59 PM]:
@Run Home Jack do you have to have teh fancy star ot be able to do scoreboards?
Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:
And, um, A&M’s on Alabama’s goal line again.
bondslegend [3:59 PM]:
Gary Daneilson is shitting in his cornflakes
Rodger Sherman [3:59 PM]:
holy crap, johnny manziel is dismantling alabama. another first down to mike evans.
jokastrength [3:59 PM]:
Good God Manziel can pass.
Mark Ennis [3:59 PM]:
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
Bill Connelly [3:59 PM]:
This seems very familiar
bondslegend [3:59 PM]:
LOLBAMA
Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:
bondslegend [3:58 PM]:
Good God Manziel can run
Rodger Sherman [3:58 PM]:
scramble manziel, first down. clockwork.
Jason Kirk [3:58 PM]:
Mark Ennis [3:58 PM]:
Man I love the A&M QB counter plays. Slick.
Rodger Sherman [3:58 PM]:
designed run manziel, first down.
Pete Volk [3:58 PM]:
We’re all in agreement that this is just the warm-up show for Edsall Bowl II tonight, yes?
eightyseven [3:58 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Remotely relevant
bondslegend [3:57 PM]:
Well this was an unexpected start for A&M, for me at least.
jokastrength [3:57 PM]:
Muschamp 1-0 Saban 0-1 #MUSCHAMP4BAMA
Ryan Nanni [3:57 PM]:
| 1st | 9:00 |
| Tennessee | 7 |
| A Very Displeased Dan Rubenstein | 0 |
Scott Coleman [3:57 PM]:
USC leading Boston College, 14-0. Fire Lanes everywhere are not pleased
PAK [3:57 PM]:
UT is beating Oregon, which everyone saw happening.
vlad3217 [3:56 PM]:
GradyWilson [3:55 PM]:
@Mark Ennis it would be like that commercial with the Indian Chief crying because of littering. Wait, did I just age myself?
Mark Ennis [3:55 PM]:
@Pete Volk Noooooooooooooo
eightyseven [3:55 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Unfair you has formatting powerz
eightyseven [3:55 PM]:
@Clefo A THOUSAND TIMES THIS
Pete Volk [3:55 PM]:
Campanaro drops it in the end zone, Wake loses
Jason Kirk [3:54 PM]:
| 1 | 9:44 |
| Alabama offensive line | 0 |
| Texas A&M crowd | 2 |
vlad3217 [3:54 PM]:
No good for Wake
Luke Zimmermann [3:54 PM]:
You can watch the Wake-Funroe game live here: http://xfin.tv/ESPN3
Mark Ennis [3:54 PM]:
I hope Nick Saban cries.
Bill Connelly [3:54 PM]:
And Twitter tells me Wake just scored with 4 seconds left and is going for 2
Rodger Sherman [3:53 PM]:
HATE BARN ppears to be getting to Bama. Two false starts and going nowhere fast.
Charlie Gebow [3:53 PM]:
ROLL TI- /flags thrown
Ryan Nanni [3:53 PM]:
Tennessee now down near the Oregon 20 after a 49 yard pass.
Mark Ennis [3:53 PM]:
That A&M crowd looks like a GIF maker's dream
— Kyle Veazey (@kyleveazey) September 14, 2013
Bill Connelly [3:53 PM]:
Alabama seems … ajar
vlad3217 [3:53 PM]:
@Scott Coleman Started at the 16, now we in the endzone.
Pete Volk [3:53 PM]:
Down 8, Wake just threw a touchdown with ten seconds left. Will go for two to tie it against ULM
Mark Ennis [3:52 PM]:
Hahahahaha Drake
Scott Coleman [3:52 PM]:
JOVOhnny Football!! Go Time!
— Drizzy (@Drake) September 14, 2013
Scott Coleman [3:52 PM]:
Welp.
Spencer Hall [3:51 PM]:
Christion Jones did not return a TD, making TAMU’s special teams already better than Virginia Tech’s
Ryan Nanni [3:51 PM]:
Oh right, A&M has to do the whole defense thing.
Charlie Gebow [3:51 PM]:
Ain’t no shame in touchbacks, son
eightyseven [3:51 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman #YOLO
Rodger Sherman [3:51 PM]:
Bama’s return derps.
Lindanjones@cs.com [3:50 PM]:
Am
Scott Coleman [3:49 PM]:
Wow, Tennessee holds Oregon and they miss a chip-shot field goal. Volunteers get a huge stop.
Jason Kirk [3:49 PM]:
Flashback to question Sumlin got at SEC meetings about teams having a year of film on JF. His response: "We got a year of film on them too."
— Pat Forde (@YahooForde) September 14, 2013
Ryan Nanni [3:48 PM]:
@Scott Coleman You are only right because that’s divisible by three.
eightyseven [3:48 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman http://t.co/ct4DMS6s7T beautiful slabs of concrete
Scott Coleman [3:48 PM]:
Meanwhile, Oregon is looking like they’re going to score 75 on Tennessee.
Jason Kirk [3:47 PM]:
@Jon Bois Thank you, Jon.
Spencer Hall [3:47 PM]:
Jon that’s a pretty great graphic
Dan Rubenstein [3:47 PM]:
god i love you jon
eightyseven [3:47 PM]:
Only downside will be the impending “ROLL TIDE” heard around the world _
Jason Kirk [3:47 PM]:
BALL DON’T LIE. Texas A&M is beating Alabama, and what else is new?
Scott Coleman [3:47 PM]:
Welp, that’s a touchdown.
Peter Berkes [3:46 PM]:
Let’s call him John
Jon Bois [3:46 PM]:
Spencer Hall [3:46 PM]:
No, that’s a TD.
Mark Ennis [3:46 PM]:
And so was.
Charlie Gebow [3:46 PM]:
That was all kinds of a touchdown…. but so was that
Ryan Nanni [3:46 PM]:
JOHNNY FOOTBALL CARES NOT FOR YOUR DEFENSE
Mark Ennis [3:46 PM]:
That was a touchdonw
Luke Zimmermann [3:46 PM]:
“Y’all just can’t understand Nick Saban’s Rope-A-Dope, PAWWWWWWL”
Scott Coleman [3:46 PM]:
I think that’s a touchdown.
Rodger Sherman [3:45 PM]:
Johnny Manziel has A&M within the 10 in roughly two minutes. two big throws to Mike Evans.
Jason Kirk [3:45 PM]:
90 seconds in, Texas A&M had first and goal.
Scott Coleman [3:45 PM]:
JMFF
Peter Berkes [3:45 PM]:
Well that’s one hell of a throw and catch
Charlie Gebow [3:45 PM]:
Damn son
Dan Rubenstein [3:45 PM]:
oh shit
eightyseven [3:44 PM]:
@Run Home Jack I prefer sparkles, myself.
Rodger Sherman [3:44 PM]:
@eightyseven 47,000 decks
Mark Ennis [3:44 PM]:
Lotsa chess being played already.
Scott Coleman [3:44 PM]:
This game is going to be awesome
eightyseven [3:44 PM]:
WTF how does Kyle Field seat 80k-90k despite being like totally open on one end
Rodger Sherman [3:43 PM]:
Johnny Freakin Football, you guys.
Bill Connelly [3:43 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Like, the whole uniform is made of whatever was on Indiana’s helmet today
Jason Kirk [3:43 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 Distraught.
Ryan Nanni [3:42 PM]:
I honestly can’t wait for Oregon to unveil uniforms that are not on the visible spectrum of light.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [3:42 PM]:
OK, start the game
eightyseven [3:42 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman HYPIN’ YOU UPPPPPPPPPP hashtag no
Luke Zimmermann [3:42 PM]:
“We need a modern cover of Phil Collins’s “In The Air Tonight”. How do you guys feel about the Daughtry version?” “Not, ‘edgy’ enough.” “Well how about this? plays Nonpoint”
Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:
Man I would love to be in College Station today.
Scott Coleman [3:41 PM]:
THE PRESS BOX IS MOVING
Rodger Sherman [3:41 PM]:
GRRR SWEET COVER OF PHIL COLLINS BY HINDER OR SOMETHING
hornedfrogs45 [3:40 PM]:
Pimp Cow can’t be happy with all this attention A&M is getting today.
Praying for another AT [3:40 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann I don’t think that camera was his idea. Expect to see that video in the inbox of every A&M recruit
eightyseven [3:39 PM]:
@Run Home Jack I don’t even know, man
Rodger Sherman [3:39 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann probably just for the run out of the tunnel.
Ryan Nanni [3:38 PM]:
Are…are we not talking about the triangle comment?
eightyseven [3:38 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman YOU WOULD
eightyseven [3:38 PM]:
A&M entered to Power, auto cheer from me.
Bill Connelly [3:38 PM]:
We obviously have no idea how to process Sabanemotions
Luke Zimmermann [3:38 PM]:
What: 
Bill Connelly [3:37 PM]:
Saban actually seemed … excited? in that clip
Spencer Hall [3:37 PM]:
Does Nick Saban seem…relaxed?
Charlie Gebow [3:37 PM]:
NickSabanHandGestures.jpg
Rodger Sherman [3:37 PM]:
@eightyseven ROLL TIDE
hornedfrogs45 [3:37 PM]:
@Reggie Ball Owns Auburn Finebaum second screen commentary experience
eightyseven [3:37 PM]:
Douchebag “ROLL TIDE” tweet count starts now.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [3:36 PM]:
Can I mute just half of a broadcast booth? I’ll take Uncle Verne talking to nothing.
Spencer Hall [3:36 PM]:
So ready for some legendary chortling from Verne
Jason Kirk [3:36 PM]:
"We got one for Nick" –
UCLACoachMora</a> RT <a href="https://twitter.com/UCLAFootball">UCLAFootball: 2nd half Bruin Blitz is complete, and #UCLA defeats Nebraska, 41-21. #GoBruins— UCLA Athletics (@UCLAAthletics) September 14, 2013
vlad3217 [3:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Lane-Kiffin-fire-extinguisher.gif
hornedfrogs45 [3:35 PM]:
@vlad3217 to be fair, being a TCU fan, baseball is the only way I can watch offense now.
Jason Kirk [3:35 PM]:
@vlad3217 Unfire Lane Kiffin.
vlad3217 [3:34 PM]:
USC already has 7 points??
Jason Kirk [3:34 PM]:
Gary Danielson sort of sounded disappointed “the authorities” didn’t BAN Johnny Manziel, but now he’s speaking kindly of him.
Rodger Sherman [3:33 PM]:
wait who is this johnny manziel guy they’re talking about
Dan Rubenstein [3:33 PM]:
haaayyyy
Rodger Sherman [3:33 PM]:
@Reggie Ball Owns Auburn big ACC matchup.
Jason Kirk [3:33 PM]:
Luke Zimmermann [3:33 PM]:
@Reggie Ball Owns Auburn True story, I watched all 60 minutes of Duke-Memphis last weekend. Not even once.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [3:32 PM]:
hi guys did I come to the right place to talk about Georgia Tech-Duke?
vlad3217 [3:32 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 #RIP hornedfrog45. His brain exploded after thinking baseball was a good idea.
Spencer Hall [3:31 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 banned
hornedfrogs45 [3:30 PM]:
There’s also some fantastic Saturday baseball going on rig—-
vlad3217 [3:30 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Turns out i get tenn-oregon on my local ABC, so BC/USC tirefire it is.
Jason Kirk [3:30 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [3:29 PM]:
@vlad3217 Tennessee-Oregon or that BC-USC thing for lulz.
vlad3217 [3:28 PM]:
Which game would be best to put up on my second screen during bama/A&M?
Jason Kirk [3:28 PM]:
While we wait, a live streaming option from our partner XFINITY: Boston College-USC http://xfin.tv/PAC12
Jason Kirk [3:26 PM]:
FINALLY SWEET REVENGE ON JIM TRESELL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) September 14, 2013
vlad3217 [3:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I tried there first, there was just some brooms and cleaning supplies in there.
Jason Kirk [3:26 PM]:
Michigan escapes Akron with 28-24 win
The Zips were one yard away from winning the game, but the Wolverines held on to survive.
Jason Kirk [3:25 PM]:
@vlad3217 Down the hall.
vlad3217 [3:25 PM]:
Is this the Illinois/Washington live coverage or am I early?
Bill Connelly [3:24 PM]:
@Pete Volk I think the upset would be if Wake was ahead.
Pete Volk [3:24 PM]:
Wake Forest is still down eight to Louisiana Monroe in the fourth, you guys. #goacc
Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:
Akron drops 28th consecutive road game, longest current road losing streak in FBS
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 14, 2013
Bill Connelly [3:24 PM]:
=(
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) September 14, 2013
Scott Coleman [3:23 PM]:
What did you guys think — was there a PI there?
Jason Kirk [3:23 PM]:
@Reggie Ball Owns Auburn Oh I meant, like, classically.
Spyder Mayhem [3:23 PM]:
:(
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [3:22 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Georgia State takes exception to the first half of this statement.
Jason Kirk [3:22 PM]:
THE LEADERS AND THE BEST! Michigan beat Akron.
Scott Coleman [3:21 PM]:
Here…we…go.
Spyder Mayhem [3:21 PM]:
Michigan also set an attendance record this weekend for number of people who attended a game only to leave with nothing but a void inside of them where their hear once was.
Jason Kirk [3:21 PM]:
One play left for arguably the worst FBS program against the winningest. Only about half a Bowden away from the goal line.
Bill Connelly [3:21 PM]:
Um
david_roy [3:20 PM]:
I think people know this, but the new version of the cbs sports app lets you watch the A-22 feed.
Spyder Mayhem [3:20 PM]:
A Big House. A Big House of Sadness.
Jason Kirk [3:20 PM]:
Worth noting that Michigan reportedly paid Akron $900k for this game.
— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) September 14, 2013
Ryan Nanni [3:20 PM]:
ROOOOOOOOOOOFIOOOOOOO
Cory Williams [3:20 PM]:
@Scott Coleman … yet
Walker Clement [3:19 PM]:
James Gayle. Put him in a microwave, put him in a freezer. His corn will still pop.
Matthew Kenerly [3:19 PM]:
ZIPS ZIPS ZIPS
Scott Coleman [3:19 PM]:
Not even RichRod lost to Akron.
Jason Kirk [3:19 PM]:
Spyder Mayhem [3:19 PM]:
GO CHAOS STATE TOTAL ANARCHIES!
jschooltiger [3:18 PM]:
ZIPS ZIPS ZIPS
Jason Kirk [3:18 PM]:
YO
Jason Kirk [3:18 PM]:
YO, MICHIGAN, WHO EVERYBODY SAID WAS THE B1G'S DAMN SAVIOR LAST WEEK, IS ABOUT TO LOSE TO AKRON
— SBN Big Ten (@SBNB1G) September 14, 2013
Jason Kirk [3:17 PM]:
I believe this is happening. Akron one yard out, :24, clock stopped.
Spyder Mayhem [3:17 PM]:
16 yards in MAC math is like nothing, so Akron should be okay.
Spencer Hall [3:17 PM]:
THE ZIPS ARE ON THE MICHIGAN ONE WITH 24 SECONDS LEFT
Jason Kirk [3:16 PM]:
@Bill C. oh suuuure correctin’ my numbers like always
Ryan Nanni [3:16 PM]:
Y’ALL CHEATIN AKRON, REFS
Bill Connelly [3:15 PM]:
@Jason Kirk 16 :(
Jason Kirk [3:15 PM]:
Bridgewater, No. 7 Louisville roll past UK
Bridgewater and Louisville’s rushing attack had their way with UK’s defense on Saturday.
Scott Coleman [3:15 PM]:
Oh, Akron. Come on.
Rodger Sherman [3:15 PM]:
BRING THE AKRON
Spyder Mayhem [3:15 PM]:
So where would Gardner rank Akron on the list of Michigan’s rivals?
Jason Kirk [3:15 PM]:
GOOD GOSHAMIGHTY AKRON’S 11 YARDS FROM THE WIN
Pete Volk [3:15 PM]:
Camera man just got zipped
Cory Williams [3:15 PM]:
how did this team beat Notre Dame?
Bill Connelly [3:14 PM]:
How in the world did the camera man get confused on that Akron pass?
Joe21 [3:14 PM]:
Does anyone like Johnny Football’s douchebaggery? I do.
Scott Coleman [3:14 PM]:
Go home, BIG camera man, you’re drunk
Jason Kirk [3:13 PM]:
First time in 30 years, A&M has no room for NFL scouts in press box. 14 of them will stand.
— kbohls (@kbohls) September 14, 2013
Mark Ennis [3:13 PM]:
I AM HAPPY
Walker Clement [3:13 PM]:
Dripping* not dreaming
Rodger Sherman [3:13 PM]:
err, not headquarters. NYC offices.
Jason Kirk [3:13 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman biased journalists
Walker Clement [3:13 PM]:
Sadly, I’m not watching those games, but if they are dreaming cool, memory-filled cream mixed with sprinkles on your hand then yes. Yes, it does.
Rodger Sherman [3:13 PM]:
a big AWWWWWWWW here at SBN headquarters for Akron overthrow
hornedfrogs45 [3:12 PM]:
What would Gary Patterson think of Michigan’s defense?
Joe21 [3:12 PM]:
Hey
Jason Kirk [3:11 PM]:
@TerribleMetaphorGuy Does it look like the defenses of Nebraska and Michigan?
jschooltiger [3:11 PM]:
#blackshirts
Walker Clement [3:11 PM]:
Anybody else watching the melting ice cream cone that is VT’s special teams?
Bill Connelly [3:11 PM]:
If you’ve just joined the chat, you also just won the starting defensive end job for Nebraska
Rodger Sherman [3:10 PM]:
akron is straight up moving the ball, guys
Ryan Nanni [3:10 PM]:
If you’ve just joined the chat, congratulations! You also just scored on Nebraska.
Jason Kirk [3:10 PM]:
And Michigan gives away five free yards and stops the clock. Under two to go, Akron’s across midfield.
Pete Volk [3:10 PM]:
FCS Watch – Fordham up 19-7 on Temple in the third
Jason Kirk [3:09 PM]:
Akron REALLY dragging this out. When we all said “TOO MUCH TIME ON THE CLOCK,” did we realize this drive would last hours?
Cory Williams [3:09 PM]:
I hear Akron is a great sports town
Rodger Sherman [3:06 PM]:
akron has 2:50 to go. too much time for the zips obviously
Peter Berkes [3:05 PM]:
Nice to see the little guy finally getting over on Big Football
Jason Kirk [3:05 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [3:04 PM]:
Refs just helpin’ Michigan out asssssusual.
Rodger Sherman [3:03 PM]:
dawwww devin gardner just did some things
Rodger Sherman [3:02 PM]:
zips-a-dee-doo-dah
Rodger Sherman [3:02 PM]:
zips zips zips zips zips
Scott Coleman [3:01 PM]:
GO AKRON
Peter Berkes [3:01 PM]:
The Zips are going to regret letting Michigan hang around like this.
Jason Kirk [3:01 PM]:
YOU ARE LOOKING LIIIIVE AT … Akron beating Michigan with four minutes to go!
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