Tennessee tries to force fumble during Florida victory formation

~SCENE OPENS~

Florida’s about to win against Tennessee, (mercifully) kneeling out what has been a horrid game.

~PLOT TWIST~

Tremendous effort there by the Vols, which makes you wonder -- why hasn’t anyone tried just diving at the center before the play begins?

Actually, no, you’re not allowed to do that, Tennessee. We’d subtract points, but there’s just so few of them available in the first place.

~END SCENE~