What are you watching right now?

Jason Kirk [10:50 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:50 PM]:

Clay Wendler [10:49 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:48 PM]:

Pete Volk [10:48 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:47 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:46 PM]:

South Carolina throwing over the middle seems to be going poorly. Two straight tips. Fourth down for the game here

Luke Zimmermann [10:46 PM]:

Every Sakerlina pass on this drive has been nearly picked

Clay Wendler [10:43 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:40 PM]:

Hey Mizzou just has to make a short kick to beat South Carolina :-/

Pete Volk [10:40 PM]:

Memphis had 95 total yards heading into the fourth quarter. We’re more than halfway through the period and they have 94 now.

Jason Kirk [10:37 PM]:

Zach Woosley [10:37 PM]:

Clay Wendler [10:36 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:35 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [10:35 PM]:

Noted historian Darius Rucker

Jason Kirk [10:34 PM]:

what

Jason Kirk [10:33 PM]:

Peter Berkes [10:33 PM]:

Missouri’s got two shots to take the lead from the two yard line

Adam Jacobi [10:31 PM]:

This is going to shock you, but Ameer Abdullah just got a bunch of rushing yards.

Jason Kirk [10:31 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:30 PM]:

I’ve watched the entire Mizzou-South Carolina game, and I don’t think I remember any of it

Zach Woosley [10:29 PM]:

Great play call by Mizzou. Arkansas should’ve done that against A&M on their 4th down play

Pete Volk [10:28 PM]:

Ole Miss touchdown! It will count this time!

Pete Volk [10:28 PM]:

Annnnd Memphis gives the ball back on a fumble

Pete Volk [10:26 PM]:

Memphis gets a first down! (on an Ole Miss penalty, shhhhh)

Spencer Hall [10:26 PM]:

The ref in Ole Miss/Memphis sounds exactly like an old newsreel reader

Jason Kirk [10:25 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:22 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [10:20 PM]:

nebraska decided to throw and it worked pretty well imo

Zach Woosley [10:17 PM]:

We can has a ballgame in South Carolina

Jason Kirk [10:16 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:15 PM]:

Boise State hasn’t been shut out since 1997. AAaaaaand they just scored anyway

Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [10:14 PM]:

that block is the past 5 years of illinois football summarized

Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:

So um when was Boise State last shut out?

Luke Zimmermann [10:14 PM]:

i can’t stop watching that Gregory block. even though that man is dead

Spencer Hall [10:13 PM]:

Pharoh Cooper just caught a TD in the middle of a damn car crash

Pete Volk [10:13 PM]:

Ole Miss finally makes a field goal, now up 10-3.

Jon Morse [10:13 PM]:

And now Joel Klatt throwin’ shade at Notre Dame, because beating Michigan is meaningless now

Zach Woosley [10:12 PM]:

Clay Wendler [10:12 PM]:

Zach Woosley [10:12 PM]:

Welp, Cocky should be happy now

Jon Morse [10:12 PM]:

Dave Wannstedt doesn’t even think Noles are a playoff team.

Pete Volk [10:11 PM]:

2nd and goal from the 22 for Ole Miss, just like they drew it up

SportWatcher420 [10:10 PM]:

not sure if he’s ever gonna get up

Pete Volk [10:10 PM]:

Forward pass on review. Hugh Freeze got an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for rightfully freaking out at that horrid call

Jon Morse [10:10 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:

That Ole Miss “fumble” was like a three-yard pass

Adam Jacobi [10:09 PM]:

M U R D E R B L O C K

Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:

Pete Volk [10:09 PM]:

Screen pass for Ole Miss dropped and called a fumble recovery for Memphis. Replay seems to show it’s pretty clearly a forward pass, play will be reviewed.

Adam Jacobi [10:08 PM]:

Zach Woosley [10:08 PM]:

The ’ol ball coach is gonna break a hip trying to move that fast

Jason Kirk [10:07 PM]:

This is terrible, and I laughed. I’m sorry.

Jason Kirk [10:06 PM]:

Still wondering about this one, y’all

Jason Kirk [10:05 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:05 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [10:01 PM]:

Illinois might think about not coming out after halftime.

Jon Morse [10:01 PM]:

Oh god, I just realized next week is the epic showdown between Miami and UMass

SportWatcher420 [10:00 PM]:

illinois going with a bold defensive strategy of letting nebraska run wherever

Pete Volk [10:00 PM]:

Wallace with a big conversion to Sanders on 3rd and 15

Adam Jacobi [10:00 PM]:

Nebraska understands it does not have to throw the ball, and it will not throw the ball.

Spencer Hall [9:59 PM]:

Ahem: more shambolic

Spencer Hall [9:59 PM]:

Bo Wallace almost palm-heaved a ball into a Memphis player’s hands on a scramble. Bama is going to make him look shambolic.

Jason Kirk [9:58 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:57 PM]:

Paul Rhodes no longer appears to be having fun.

Pete Volk [9:57 PM]:

Biiiiig touchdown run from Ole Miss called back on a hold by Treadwell

Jason Kirk [9:56 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:55 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:55 PM]:

Great ghost, Maty Mauk is 9-27 tonight

Jason Kirk [9:55 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:55 PM]:

These were the uniforms Bo Pelini himself modeled

Adam Jacobi [9:55 PM]:

Nebraska has 180 yards rushing. After one quarter.

Jon Morse [9:55 PM]:

“Nobody’s talking about Dak Prescott” is something that was just uttered by Joey Harrington

Jason Kirk [9:55 PM]:

THETexasStateUniversity [9:53 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:52 PM]:

Ole Miss just walloping Memphis on the front. Tigers try to run a screen to counter, but Rebels blow it up.

Jon Morse [9:51 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:50 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [9:49 PM]:

I’ll be honest—Nebraska not leading by 21 yet is pretty disappointing.

Jon Morse [9:49 PM]:

Baylor almost snaps the ball over Petty’s head; he gets a first down anyway, because Baylor

Quack Patty [9:48 PM]:

that was some shitty spiking there Golston

Pete Volk [9:47 PM]:

Andrew Fletcher misses the 44-yard field goal — his second miss of the game — and it’s still 7-3 Ole Miss.

Pete Volk [9:45 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:44 PM]:

Big interception for Ole Miss ends Memphis’s drive. Bobbled twice by Tigers’ wide receiver. Rebels up 7-3 in the third.

Jon Morse [9:43 PM]:

Have Duke and Miami applied for membership in the B1G yet?

Clay Wendler [9:42 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:41 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [9:41 PM]:

ameer abdullah already has 100 yards for nebraska in under 10 minutes of football

Jon Morse [9:40 PM]:

I demand that Shock Linwood be tested for the X gene

Pete Volk [9:37 PM]:

Reilly O’Toole throws an interception in the end zone. Crushing blow to Illini.

Pete Volk [9:35 PM]:

Big gain for Illinois, Nebraska just barely prevents the touchdown. Illini on the goal-line, tied 7-7.

Zach Woosley [9:32 PM]:

Good job South Carolina. Good effort.

Peter Berkes [9:32 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:32 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:30 PM]:

Yes. Yes they are.

Jason Kirk [9:30 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:29 PM]:

South Carolina’s going to settle for a field goal here, aren’t they?

Jason Kirk [9:28 PM]:

Spencer Hall [9:28 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:27 PM]:

my god it’s full of derp

SportWatcher420 [9:24 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:23 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:23 PM]:

Clay Wendler [9:21 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [9:20 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:20 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:20 PM]:

I don’t think Illinois is going to do much tonight/this year/ever again

THETexasStateUniversity [9:18 PM]:

12 punts just before halftime in Texas State vs Tulsa. The O/U for the game was around 62

Clay Wendler [9:18 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [9:17 PM]:

not necessarily feeling confident in the illini atm

Jon Morse [9:16 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:16 PM]:

Everett Golson just threw an absolute bomb against Syracuse for a TD.

Pete Volk [9:15 PM]:

Ole Miss leads Memphis 7-3 at halftime. Reports on Twitter that Memphis is “good” and “a football team.”

Jason Kirk [9:15 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:14 PM]:

Nebraska’s puffing up against Illinois, of all people?

Jon Morse [9:14 PM]:

Clones gonna clone.

Peter Berkes [9:13 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:13 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [9:13 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:13 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:12 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:12 PM]:

JoshJGT [9:12 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [9:12 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:12 PM]:

Jon Morse [9:11 PM]:

Spencer Hall [9:11 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:11 PM]:

I suggest no, but I want to know what you think

Peter Berkes [9:11 PM]:

Would the Ames Insanity Vortex bringing down Baylor tonight be a bigger pelt than Oklahoma State from, what, two years back?

Jon Morse [9:10 PM]:

Touchdown. W&M beats Stony Brook 27-21 in OT.

JoshJGT [9:10 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:09 PM]:

Pete Volk [9:08 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:08 PM]:

Miami is the most boring team that is supposedly loaded with talent

Pete Volk [9:07 PM]:

Baylor just…punted?

Peter Berkes [9:07 PM]:

Iowa State’s defensive coordinator looks like a confused man shouting at the world

Pete Volk [9:07 PM]:

JoshJGT [9:06 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:06 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:06 PM]:

I just looked at the Baylor score and thought “That’s it?” then noted it was only the first quarter, and then returned to “That’s it?”

Pete Volk [9:06 PM]:

Kim McCauley [9:05 PM]:

Hello friends, tell me which game I should be watching

Jon Morse [9:05 PM]:

Stony Brook didn’t score in first OT. W&M with the ball.

Spencer Hall [9:04 PM]:

Iowa State just scored, will dare Baylor to score and keep up with them and yeah that’s not gonna work

Peter Berkes [9:04 PM]:

Now it’s 49-28 Ohio State, and well, Cincinnati, you tried

Oh No Romo [9:04 PM]:

That was amazing

Oh No Romo [9:04 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [9:04 PM]:

This is going to shock you, but Ohio State just scored another touchdown.

Peter Berkes [9:03 PM]:

Ohhhh boy, Devin Smith just pulled in a really nice touchdown grab

Peter Berkes [9:00 PM]:

40 first downs for Ohio State

Clay Wendler [8:59 PM]:

lol @ irish band playing monty python theme

THETexasStateUniversity [8:59 PM]:

2nd quarter, Texas State and Tulsa’s high powered offenses are locked in a 0-0 shootout

presidentjh [8:58 PM]:

#PrayForPrez

Adam Jacobi [8:57 PM]:

Oh No Romo [8:57 PM]:

presidentjh [8:57 PM]:

Ah, shit, I left my Husker cap at that dive bar last week. If Nebraska loses, it’s my fault.

Oh No Romo [8:57 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:56 PM]:

I would say Reilly O’Toole is a fake name for a great graduated Illinois qb to play but I don’t know any

Adam Jacobi [8:56 PM]:

38.

Jon Morse [8:55 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [8:55 PM]:

Let’s make that 37.

Adam Jacobi [8:55 PM]:

Ohio State has 36 first downs in the first three quarters. That’s… that’s a lot.

Oh No Romo [8:54 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:54 PM]:

Duke Johnson with a nifty run for Miami, up 9-7 against Duke

Jon Morse [8:53 PM]:

W&M gonna try a 51-yarder to win it.

Jon Morse [8:52 PM]:

Stony Brook fumbled the kickoff. W&M recovered.

Pete Volk [8:51 PM]:

Air Force up 17-0 on Boise at halftime

Jon Morse [8:50 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:49 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:49 PM]:

South Carolina up 10-7 over Mizzou at halftime. Spurrier did not drop any real gems in the halftime interview. We all have room for improvement.

Clay Wendler [8:48 PM]:

JHouse [8:46 PM]:

Welp, Baylor bein’ Baylor in Ames.

Pete Volk [8:46 PM]:

Passive Voice [8:45 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:43 PM]:

Brandon Wilds completely ignores the situation, is tackled in bounds when he could’ve easily stepped out to save time

Peter Berkes [8:41 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [8:41 PM]:

Mike Leach just called a timeout to conduct a team pep talk

Adam Jacobi [8:40 PM]:

Bea walker [8:40 PM]:

SportWatcher420 [8:40 PM]:

illinois is a 22-point dog going into nebraska tonight and they may be without their starting qb, so that’s cool

Jon Morse [8:40 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:39 PM]:

Utah up 21-0 on Wazzu in the first quarter, Air Force up 14-0 on Boise State near halftime

Jon Morse [8:38 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:37 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:36 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:35 PM]:

And like that, Mike Davis gives South Carolina the lead with a minute and a half left before the half

Jon Morse [8:35 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:34 PM]:

It’s taken the better part of the first half, but Mike Davis cookin

Peter Berkes [8:34 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:34 PM]:

Clay Wendler [8:33 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [8:31 PM]:

This’ll be Cincy’s first possession within one score since the 4:24 mark of the first quarter.

Peter Berkes [8:31 PM]:

Pharaoh Cooper just got simultaneously facemasked and horse collared, it seemed

Adam Jacobi [8:30 PM]:

Cincy with another FG forced, which means the Bearcats can tie on this ensuing possession. No hurry, obviously, but it’s a big deal.

Pete Volk [8:30 PM]:

Sean Nuernberger makes the 42-yrad field goal, extending Ohio State’s lead to 36-28

Jon Morse [8:29 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [8:29 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:28 PM]:

A suggestion to Gary Pinkel: Switch from a visor to a hat

Adam Jacobi [8:28 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:28 PM]:

Well, Watson Brown ate his 200th career loss in style. Northern Iowa 50, Tennessee Tech 7.

JoshJGT [8:26 PM]:

I like Syracuse’s helmets. The jersey is awful, like damn near every other gray jersey. That’s a trend which needs to die. If Syracuse were wearing navy blue with that helmet? Awesome.

Peter Berkes [8:21 PM]:

Honestly, I don’t even really mind Syracuse’s helmets, but those jerseys are legendary trash

Adam Jacobi [8:20 PM]:

Jesus, OSU’s secondary looks like it needs some work

Pete Volk [8:20 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:20 PM]:

That’s Chris Moore’s third touchdown pass of at least 60 yards today. Three catches, 221 yards, three touchdowns.

Jon Morse [8:19 PM]:

Uh-oh. Meep-Meep on alert. Florida Atlantic just scored to make it 37-34, 4:10 to go.

presidentjh [8:19 PM]:

Pete Volk [8:19 PM]:

Loooooong Cincy touchdown — 78 yards from Gunner Kiel to Moore

Jon Morse [8:18 PM]:

I’m confused. How can we have screenshots of ND-Syracuse when nobody is watching it?

chuckycrater [8:18 PM]:

Why does Syracuse want to dress like Rutgers

Jason Kirk [8:18 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:18 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:17 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:17 PM]:

The guys holding the down markers at SC-Mizzou look impressively grumpy

Passive Voice [8:17 PM]:

cuse unis look like kids’ pajamas

Jon Morse [8:15 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:14 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:14 PM]:

Oh man, Damiere Byrd looked like he hauled that one in

Jon Morse [8:13 PM]:

Tulsa and Kansas: object lessons in what happens when your athletic administration is busy doing things other than administering athletics

Adam Jacobi [8:13 PM]:

presidentjh [8:12 PM]:

Ah, Cal, God bless ya

Peter Berkes [8:12 PM]:

It looks like Syracuse threw their whites in the wash with one navy jersey

Jason Kirk [8:11 PM]:

THETexasStateUniversity [8:11 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [8:11 PM]:

Cal 59-56 over Colorado, or what Kirk Ferentz would call “a rip-roarin’ month of football”

Peter Berkes [8:11 PM]:

Get the distinct impression from South Carolina-Missouri that nobody really knows what they’re doing

Jason Kirk [8:11 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:10 PM]:

THETexasStateUniversity [8:09 PM]:

presidentjh [8:09 PM]:

vivaldi up in this bitch

MOlson [8:09 PM]:

Kal beats the other bottom of the conference. Well we got that settled.

presidentjh [8:09 PM]:

yo classical music but with rock guitar is the best yo

Jason Kirk [8:09 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:08 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:07 PM]:

Passive Voice [8:07 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:07 PM]:

MOlson [8:07 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:06 PM]:

presidentjh [8:05 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:05 PM]:

I forgot to include the most important word in that sentence: “chrome”

MOlson [8:05 PM]:

Jon Morse [8:04 PM]:

Tulsa is wearing blindingly shiny pale gold domes

Rodger Sherman [8:04 PM]:

Colorado converts a throw into about quadruple coverage

Passive Voice [8:04 PM]:

Spencer Hall [8:04 PM]:

Ole Miss and Memphis are beating the living shit out of each other

Jason Kirk [8:03 PM]:

presidentjh [8:01 PM]:

Jason Kirk [8:01 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [8:00 PM]:

Need to help make a South Alabama-Idaho rivalry trophy.

MOlson [7:58 PM]:

presidentjh [7:57 PM]:

In fact, I need to rest up for the later drankin

MOlson [7:57 PM]:

presidentjh [7:57 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [7:56 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [7:56 PM]:

Sefo Liufau now has 7 TD passes

MOlson [7:54 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [7:53 PM]:

There were more Utah fans at the Big House last week than there are at a Utah home game this week

Mark Sandritter [7:53 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:53 PM]:

Just successfully predicted a fight in the Ole Miss/Memphis game

presidentjh [7:52 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:51 PM]:

MOlson [7:51 PM]:

There are literally dozens of people at the Miami Dooke game

Jon Morse [7:48 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [7:47 PM]:

Three things we learned from Washington and Stanford: 1. Petersen trickeration and Petersen desperation look pretty similar but feel very different. 2. Stanford would really appreciate it if further conflicts were resolved through mediation. 3. Stanford’s ranking is correct in one aspect at least: There are at least fifteen teams better than Stanford.

Jason Kirk [7:47 PM]:

Jon Benne [7:47 PM]:

Hey y’all just coming in to say Cyler Miles sucks and I hate him.

JHouse [7:46 PM]:

Damn, Hoke was in full on political spin mode in his postgame presser.

Jason Kirk [7:43 PM]:

Cincinnati’s only down nine to Ohio State at the half

Passive Voice [7:43 PM]:

davidarmsg [7:42 PM]:

TxA&M pulled it out

Oh No Romo [7:42 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:42 PM]:

oh my

Jon Morse [7:42 PM]:

First down Buffs, at the 30

Zach Woosley [7:42 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [7:42 PM]:

cal gave up another hail mary?

presidentjh [7:41 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [7:41 PM]:

Things Michigan could win a championship at? Ready, go …

Jon Morse [7:41 PM]:

3rd-and-4 for Ralphie

Passive Voice [7:41 PM]:

Colorado ties it after converting on 4th-and-4

Jon Morse [7:41 PM]:

Buck-twelve remaining, Colorado ball on the Cal 36, down by 7

Jason Kirk [7:41 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:40 PM]:

Quick, turn on the Pac 12 network, all two of you who get it

jacob.whittaker [7:40 PM]:

Washington somehow will beat Oregon, and because of today it will be all the more confusing.

Pete Volk [7:40 PM]:

presidentjh [7:39 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:39 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:39 PM]:

presidentjh [7:39 PM]:

Awwww, Washington…

Jon Morse [7:38 PM]:

And yes, I meant Western Detroit Exurbs.

Pete Volk [7:38 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [7:38 PM]:

Even Michigan thinks that was an ugly drive, Washington.

presidentjh [7:38 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:37 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:37 PM]:

He didn’t specify which championship, to be fair

Ian Boyd [7:37 PM]:

Peter Berkes [7:37 PM]:

I’m not sure what else Brady Hoke is supposed to say, other than not that unless specifically asked

presidentjh [7:37 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:36 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:36 PM]:

Pac 12 referees can’t read clocks…or count.

presidentjh [7:36 PM]:

Come on, Cyclones, I loves ya, do something

Jon Morse [7:36 PM]:

Ian Boyd [7:36 PM]:

Baylor goes to Ames soon, should be revelatory.

winstonwolfpacker [7:35 PM]:

At least Jacoby was a bright spot.

Ian Boyd [7:35 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:35 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:34 PM]:

only against Kansas could a 23-0 win be seen as an unmitigated disaster

Rodger Sherman [7:33 PM]:

reviewing spots is always a good use of time

Spencer Hall [7:33 PM]:

Our Ole Miss secret weapon: powder blue helmets

Jon Morse [7:32 PM]:

James Madison had 2nd-and-goal from the 4. Got 1 on 2nd. Got 2 on 3rd. Got bupkis on 4th. Delaware wins 30-23.

Zach Woosley [7:32 PM]:

Nice 4th down conversion by the Huskies…unless the review changes the spot

Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:

Now everyone to Fox! Washington driving to tie Stanford

winstonwolfpacker [7:30 PM]:

Historic first quarter, miserably smoldering crater throughout.

Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:29 PM]:

Touchdown, Karlos Williams. That will do it

winstonwolfpacker [7:29 PM]:

“William” Karlos Williams in from about the 12.

Jon Morse [7:29 PM]:

Delaware up 30-23 on James Madison in OT.

Passive Voice [7:29 PM]:

good lord Cal is in another absurd game. 42-42 with Colorado

chuckycrater [7:28 PM]:

Oh, and also #karma

winstonwolfpacker [7:28 PM]:

Props to Dave Doeren for inventing a new way for us to lose

chuckycrater [7:28 PM]:

Dave South is still alive?

Pete Volk [7:27 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [7:27 PM]:

Beer beer beer down in my belly

nafstem [7:27 PM]:

presidentjh [7:27 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:27 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:26 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:26 PM]:

presidentjh [7:26 PM]:

Ian, most great teams have off days. If this is it, it’s not a bad one.

Pete Volk [7:26 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

presidentjh [7:25 PM]:

Helluva effort, Razorbacks.

Ian Boyd [7:25 PM]:

Big win for A&M, but I don’t think we can bet on them beating Auburn or Bama

chuckycrater [7:25 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

presidentjh [7:24 PM]:

Congrats A&M

Zach Woosley [7:24 PM]:

JHouse [7:24 PM]:

3rd and 8, throw a 5 yard pass? Bert…

Clay Wendler [7:24 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:24 PM]:

4th and 1 for Arkansas, maybe 4th and 2

Jon Morse [7:23 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:23 PM]:

3rd and long for Arkansas

presidentjh [7:23 PM]:

So what day does Hoke get canned, tonight, or tomorrow?

Adam Jacobi [7:22 PM]:

presidentjh [7:21 PM]:

why

presidentjh [7:21 PM]:

Washington

Jason Kirk [7:21 PM]:

OK, a 25-yard A&M TD on the first play of OT makes sense

Adam Jacobi [7:21 PM]:

Fine, 16, whatever

Spencer Hall [7:21 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [7:21 PM]:

Jesus, Washington just declined possession at the 35 so Stanford could kick again. 1st and 10 Huskies… at their own 15.

Spencer Hall [7:21 PM]:

Oh hey that’s how A&M’s offense works in OT

JHouse [7:21 PM]:

That was easy.

Pete Volk [7:21 PM]:

Peter Berkes [7:21 PM]:

Well that was easy

presidentjh [7:21 PM]:

aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Zach Woosley [7:21 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:20 PM]:

Mark Sandritter [7:20 PM]:

Stanford kicked it out of bounds and Washington opted for the re-kick instead of taking the ball at the 35 because Ross is their only chance to score.

Pete Volk [7:20 PM]:

Winston converts, that’s a killer for the Wolfpack

Pete Volk [7:20 PM]:

Big time 3rd and 7 here for Florida State

Spencer Hall [7:20 PM]:

presidentjh [7:19 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:19 PM]:

How does A&M’s offense from 25 yards out even work? Should scramble back 25 yards first

winstonwolfpacker [7:19 PM]:

@presidentjh Hot Dogs

jacob.whittaker [7:19 PM]:

Turns out Hulk Hogan is part of the nWo!

presidentjh [7:19 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:18 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:18 PM]:

Dr. Bo performs a surgery for a Cinemax tie-in with The Knick

Spencer Hall [7:18 PM]:

presidentjh [7:18 PM]:

Hey, y’all, what’s the key as a drunk ass to survive through the night? Water seems like a lie.

jacob.whittaker [7:18 PM]:

Stanford politely encouraging Washington’s offense to do their best this time.

Adam Jacobi [7:18 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:17 PM]:

Peter Berkes [7:17 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:17 PM]:

new ole miss DC Brady Hoke

Zach Woosley [7:17 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:17 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:16 PM]:

presidentjh [7:16 PM]:

bah gawd

chuckycrater [7:16 PM]:

Verne mentioned Cayuga, TX, which is down the road from something called “Hogpen Slough”

presidentjh [7:16 PM]:

unless miracles

Zach Woosley [7:16 PM]:

presidentjh [7:15 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:15 PM]:

presidentjh [7:15 PM]:

(Bret Bielema takes a shot of Everclear)

Zach Woosley [7:15 PM]:

Not impressed with the A&M play calling here

Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:

Stanford up late

Ian Boyd [7:14 PM]:

That play and the Howard Mattews play both look like PI to me

winstonwolfpacker [7:14 PM]:

(Shotguns another) Get it on, Leatham.

Ricky Muncie [7:13 PM]:

Dear Arkansas: Hogs should never be done after just 55 minutes.

Jason Kirk [7:13 PM]:

presidentjh [7:12 PM]:

Go Huskars! (This is a reference to the late 11th century raiders of Azerbaijan.

Jason Kirk [7:12 PM]:

presidentjh [7:12 PM]:

Greetings! Greetings! looks at beer aw shit I’m out of booze…smiles at camera

Matt Brown [7:12 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [7:11 PM]:

Pig Howard should play for Arkansas

Zach Woosley [7:11 PM]:

Even Mike Bobo would’ve run the ball there…

jacob.whittaker [7:11 PM]:

The final score at Stanford’s spring game was Home: Agree to Away: Disagree

Jason Kirk [7:11 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:10 PM]:

Jon Morse [7:10 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:10 PM]:

Now Arkansas is gonna give the ball back too fast, lol

winstonwolfpacker [7:10 PM]:

Pete Volk [7:10 PM]:

Clay Wendler [7:09 PM]:

Zach Woosley [7:09 PM]:

AT&T Stadium. Play indoors and still get the joy of having the sun blind you in the eyes on a kickoff.

Ricky Muncie [7:08 PM]:

Ricky Muncie [7:07 PM]:

Choklaharkansas?

MOlson [7:07 PM]:

Is it possible for the Huskies to Coug it?

Adam Jacobi [7:07 PM]:

Washington fakes a punt for absolutely no reason, Stanford crushes, Cardinal with the ball at midfield. Still tied at 13.

Zach Woosley [7:07 PM]:

A&M scored too fast

JHouse [7:06 PM]:

Oh Bertram.

Ian Boyd [7:06 PM]:

Wow, just like that

Zach Woosley [7:06 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:06 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [7:06 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [7:05 PM]:

(Shotguns Modelo)

Zach Woosley [7:05 PM]:

Poor FG attempt Hogs

winstonwolfpacker [7:05 PM]:

Cue sad music. NC State stuff.

Pete Volk [7:05 PM]:

Another fumble for Jacoby Brissett, and that’ll probably do it

Ricky Muncie [7:02 PM]:

Maybe Michigan should have given away Coke Zero.

Pete Volk [7:02 PM]:

Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:

Ricky Muncie [7:00 PM]:

When Arkansas actually snaps the ball, it runs right down your throat.

Pete Volk [6:59 PM]:

Matt Brown [6:59 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:58 PM]:

Arkansas just running all over A&M right now

Jon Morse [6:58 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:58 PM]:

Zach Woosley [6:57 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:57 PM]:

4th and 1 attempt upcoming for NC State

Jason Kirk [6:57 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:57 PM]:

Late game playcalling = throwing spaghetti at a wall

sandy.northrop.7 [6:57 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [6:56 PM]:

Just shut the door and go inside, Stanford. You do this every time.

Jason Kirk [6:55 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [6:55 PM]:

Jon Morse [6:54 PM]:

MOlson [6:54 PM]:

I’m starting to think that turnovers will be an issue with Stanford this season

Adam Jacobi [6:53 PM]:

Jon Morse [6:53 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:52 PM]:

Grape job, Dayes. Catch it at the 6 instead of getting a spot 40.

Matt Brown [6:52 PM]:

I’ve now watched an entire quarter of Ohio State football and only cussed once. This is fun!

Zach Woosley [6:52 PM]:

Vulnerable likes crab legs at a Publix

jacob.whittaker [6:52 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:50 PM]:

Nah the Noles are vulnerable.

Pete Volk [6:49 PM]:

Florida State now up 49-38. They stay at No. 1 with this?

mgowp8 [6:48 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:48 PM]:

WoahCam [6:47 PM]:

Jon Morse [6:47 PM]:

“How could he play that far off?” Probably taking advice from former K-State DC Chris Cosh

Spencer Hall [6:47 PM]:

Did Lloyd leave?

Clay Wendler [6:46 PM]:

mgowp8 [6:46 PM]:

When Lloyd Carr leaves cause you’re punting the ball, oh man

Jon Morse [6:46 PM]:

Matt Brown [6:45 PM]:

Buckeyes about to go up 23-7. Not sure their defense can really stop UC’s passing attack but if this offense keeps cookin’ it won’t matter at all

winstonwolfpacker [6:45 PM]:

JoshJGT [6:45 PM]:

Passive Voice [6:44 PM]:

reasonably tired of announcers analyzing “call confirmed” vs “call stands”

Zach Woosley [6:44 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [6:44 PM]:

Stanford absolutely refuses to win a conference game unless no other option is available.

winstonwolfpacker [6:44 PM]:

@Zach Woosley ’Twas the Jalapeno McDouble.

WoahCam [6:43 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:41 PM]:

Called an incompletion, but looked awwwwful close

Zach Woosley [6:41 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:41 PM]:

Devin Gardner brought down in the end zone, but not before he throws an interception!

jacob.whittaker [6:41 PM]:

Washington and Stanford in a knockdown, dragout pillow fight of desperate failure.

winstonwolfpacker [6:40 PM]:

Went to McDonald’s and now we’re down 4. Safe to say I was the talisman today.

Adam Jacobi [6:39 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:38 PM]:

Peter Berkes [6:38 PM]:

Hogs are on the ropes here. Just went 3 and out after a long A&M touchdown

Jon Morse [6:36 PM]:

you had one job, wolfpack

Matt Brown [6:36 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:

Looks like A&M’s adjustment is the corner blitz, sell out to stop the run

Pete Volk [6:35 PM]:

Jon Morse [6:35 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:35 PM]:

I don’t blame y’all for not watching Texas vs Kansas

Peter Berkes [6:34 PM]:

chuckycrater [6:34 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:33 PM]:

Jon Morse [6:33 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:32 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:32 PM]:

Announcers talking about Winston coming back as if that is a possibilty

Adam Jacobi [6:31 PM]:

Washington with a pick! Things stayin’ interesting!

Matt Brown [6:31 PM]:

Buckeye stake the lead over Cincinnati, 14-7. There will be a lot more points

Zach Woosley [6:31 PM]:

mgowp8 [6:30 PM]:

Gardner has more yards in one drive than Shane Morris in 3 quarters

Pete Volk [6:29 PM]:

Alert: Michigan now down by two scores, technically

WoahCam [6:29 PM]:

womp

Pete Volk [6:28 PM]:

Touchdown, Florida State. First lead of the day for the Seminoles

JHouse [6:26 PM]:

WolfDERP

Adam Jacobi [6:25 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:25 PM]:

Passive Voice [6:24 PM]:

awww don’t call that back cmon

Adam Jacobi [6:23 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:22 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:22 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:22 PM]:

um

mgowp8 [6:21 PM]:

Jesus christ

Zach Woosley [6:20 PM]:

Clemson should be ashamed of themselves.

Adam Jacobi [6:19 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:19 PM]:

mgowp8 [6:19 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:19 PM]:

Shane Morris might die out there

Pete Volk [6:18 PM]:

Big gain for Travis Rudolph — 40 yards on his first career catch

Adam Jacobi [6:17 PM]:

Brady Hoke makin’ history

Adam Jacobi [6:16 PM]:

chuckycrater [6:16 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:16 PM]:

Washington turns it over on downs if you’re interested in that game, I don’t know how or why you might be

Michael Owens [6:15 PM]:

N2theBlue [6:15 PM]:

Ben is hilarious haha

Adam Jacobi [6:14 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:14 PM]:

Matt Brown [6:14 PM]:

Ohio State and Cincinnati gonna score a billion points tonight

Pete Volk [6:13 PM]:

N2theBlue [6:12 PM]:

Seminoling is a thing!

Michael Owens [6:11 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:

Peter Berkes [6:10 PM]:

So. Arkansas’ defense holding A&M to 14 points, 264 yards at almost the end of the 3rd

Pete Volk [6:09 PM]:

This is precisely the kind of stuff that needs to happen for the Wolfpack to pull this out

Adam Jacobi [6:09 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:09 PM]:

Florida State muffs the punt and NC State recovers!

Michael Owens [6:09 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:09 PM]:

Meanwhile, Cincinnati is up 7-0 on Ohio State

jacob.whittaker [6:08 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:08 PM]:

This 3:30 slot is absolute carnage. My lord.

Clay Wendler [6:07 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:06 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:06 PM]:

Arkansas up 28-14, bout to not throw another pass today

Peter Berkes [6:05 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:05 PM]:

Passive Voice [6:04 PM]:

[a lady in a pantsuit stands in front of picture of flowers, families, clear blue lakes] America’s proven reserves of Sad Michigan Fan Pictures have the potential to power 1.2 million American homes….

Clay Wendler [6:04 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:03 PM]:

NC State now up 31-28

Pete Volk [6:03 PM]:

Dalvin Cook up the middle, 19-yard touchdown run for Florida State

winstonwolfpacker [6:03 PM]:

Well that was embarassing

Clay Wendler [6:02 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [6:01 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:01 PM]:

Rashad Greene with a big gain for Floridaa State, who get into NC State territory

Peter Berkes [6:00 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [6:00 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [6:00 PM]:

@Matt Brown Dayton bball giving the sideye

Pete Volk [6:00 PM]:

Matt Brown [5:59 PM]:

Ohio State about to kick off to Cincinnati. Bearcats have a real chance to be the first Ohio team to beat the Buckeyes since 1921

mgowp8 [5:57 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:57 PM]:

@Clay Wendler thank you sir

Peter Berkes [5:57 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:55 PM]:

Every time I’ve switched to the Minnesota game I’ve seen a sad Michigan fan

RollEagleWarTide [5:53 PM]:

can U of M (minnesota) please do something awesome this time?

Clay Wendler [5:53 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:53 PM]:

So emotional right now

Pete Volk [5:53 PM]:

Touchdown, NC State! Brissett to Matt Dayes, Wolfpack up two scores

jacob.whittaker [5:53 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:53 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:52 PM]:

This is an implosion of the highest order

Pete Volk [5:52 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:52 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:52 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:

My gosh, Brissett is pretty handy on his feet. Feety, maybe

Pete Volk [5:51 PM]:

Matt Brown [5:51 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:51 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [5:50 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:50 PM]:

BrissettBall?

Michael Owens [5:50 PM]:

#JacobyFootball

Pete Volk [5:50 PM]:

And Brissett pulls another play out of nowhere — dodges a sack by running backwards, ends up getting the first down

jacob.whittaker [5:49 PM]:

Seriously, I just keep staring at that pic. It’s like it contains every kind of humiliation ever known to man within it.

Zach Woosley [5:49 PM]:

Michigan students should just chant “Fire Everybody”

Pete Volk [5:49 PM]:

Brissett completed a pass sitting on Florida State defenders

Jason Kirk [5:48 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:48 PM]:

Wow Jacoby Football might be a thing

winstonwolfpacker [5:47 PM]:

Shane Morris or Shane Falco?

Adam Jacobi [5:47 PM]:

Michael Owens [5:46 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [5:46 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:46 PM]:

Rose with the dumb roughing penalty.

RollEagleWarTide [5:46 PM]:

I have gotten to that point where you say to yourself “Am I getting or trying to get drunker, or am I just maintaining” While also trying to convince my mostly teetotaler dad to go on a London Pub Crawl. It could be I have drank too much but what if its opposite of that?

Clay Wendler [5:46 PM]:

Jon Morse [5:45 PM]:

Fünfer: Mass-Dartmouth 20, Plymouth State 5

THETexasStateUniversity [5:45 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:45 PM]:

JHouse [5:45 PM]:

“And you do the Hoke-y poke-y and you become a defensive coordinator at Akron…”

winstonwolfpacker [5:44 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:43 PM]:

Shane Morris pass tipped at the line, easy pick six. Gophers up 20-7 at the Big House.

Pete Volk [5:43 PM]:

Ohhhh noooo Michigan

THETexasStateUniversity [5:43 PM]:

pick six minnesota because reasons

Adam Jacobi [5:43 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [5:42 PM]:

Trying to convince my dad to go to London and just go crazy for no reason. London UK.

Michael Owens [5:42 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:41 PM]:

Approaching dinner time, what’s everybody got on the menu?

Ian Boyd [5:41 PM]:

Just flipped to Michigan, announcer “is it fair to say Michigan is a basketball school now?” hahahaha

Jon Morse [5:40 PM]:

It’s a bad day for Pitts. D-II: crappy awful Fort Hays State defeats #8 Pittsburg State 7-6

Pete Volk [5:38 PM]:

Minnesota converts on the field goal, now lead Michigan 13-7

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:38 PM]:

nafstem [5:38 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:38 PM]:

Chris Petersen: still undefeated at Washington

hamiltoncook [5:37 PM]:

Which WW1 battle is this Michigan-Minn game? Marne? Argonne Forest?

winstonwolfpacker [5:37 PM]:

Gary Nova threw 4 picks and 1 TD – actually its the reverse. Is this real life? Are we in the Twilight Zone?

jacob.whittaker [5:37 PM]:

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger. And you never bet against Petersen.

Charlie Gebow [5:36 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:36 PM]:

Now that it seems no one was hurt I can say this: Gotta know better than to hire Michigan Men contractors there UMass

Clay Wendler [5:36 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:35 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:35 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:34 PM]:

Charlie Gebow [5:34 PM]:

Is it wrog of me to hope beyond hope that Michigan becomes the B1G version of Colorado in the next few years?

Jon Morse [5:34 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:33 PM]:

is that bad

jacob.whittaker [5:33 PM]:

Minnesota vs. Maryland B1G title game is going to be amazing.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:33 PM]:

Flipped to the Michigan game to see a third and long draw from their own endzone. Odds had to be a good 65% I would have seen something else

Adam Jacobi [5:31 PM]:

You… you need to talk?

Adam Jacobi [5:31 PM]:

Michigan… y’all okay?

nafstem [5:30 PM]:

UMass can’t handle that MACtion

Matt Brown [5:29 PM]:

Matt Brown [5:29 PM]:

hamiltoncook [5:28 PM]:

Clay Wendler [5:28 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:27 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:26 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:25 PM]:

Texas dominating Kansas, y’all. I don’t want to brag…but it’s 13-0 right now.

Jon Morse [5:24 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:23 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:23 PM]:

Super dangerous decision to let Jacoby run it out

Jon Morse [5:22 PM]:

Magical score alert: West Georgia (the real one, not Awbarn) 42, Clark Atlanta 2

nafstem [5:21 PM]:

Send all 11 guys Wolfpack

Adam Jacobi [5:21 PM]:

Oh for crying out loud, Ed McCaffery’s kid is playing at Stanford?

winstonwolfpacker [5:20 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:20 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:19 PM]:

NC State reached that noise meter

Jason Kirk [5:18 PM]:

The intentional grounding call always feels like one that can only be awarded after the home crowd has filled up a noise meter

Spencer Hall [5:18 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:17 PM]:

3rd and 7, Winston with another great throw to convert. 28 seconds left in the half

Jon Morse [5:15 PM]:

For you strange Columbus expats: #9 Ohio Dominican improves to 4-0 with a 26-8 win over Walsh

Jason Kirk [5:15 PM]:

hamiltoncook [5:15 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:14 PM]:

Florida State backed up on the goal line after a delay of game penalty, stuffed on first down

winstonwolfpacker [5:14 PM]:

Carter-Finley finally remembers that being loud is bad for the visiting team

Jason Kirk [5:14 PM]:

Clay Wendler [5:12 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:12 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:12 PM]:

Petition to use #MonocleSlip for all future Ivy League upsets

nafstem [5:12 PM]:

hamiltoncook [5:12 PM]:

Bert raided Les’s Australian punter fridge

jacob.whittaker [5:11 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:11 PM]:

That shot of the Corps

Bill Connelly [5:11 PM]:

The Ambidextrous Australian is a terrible wrestler name.

Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:

Arkansas just ran a 55-yard fake punt touchdown by its punter

JHouse [5:10 PM]:

Berty berty bert!!!

winstonwolfpacker [5:09 PM]:

@Pete Volk Ferentz Ball

nafstem [5:09 PM]:

Mastrogiovanni…That’s such an italian name

Peter Berkes [5:09 PM]:

Yale > Army > Buffalo [drinks]

Jon Morse [5:08 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:08 PM]:

Jesus, Shaq Thompson just stripped the QB… (his own QB)

Pete Volk [5:08 PM]:

jacob.whittaker [5:08 PM]:

We can all look fondly back on this day when all those future Senators beat all those future Representatives.

RollEagleWarTide [5:07 PM]:

There are certain things I am not supposed to say

Luke Zimmermann [5:06 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:06 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:05 PM]:

Ty Montgomery looks like he was caught in a tractor beam toward the endzone

Peter Berkes [5:05 PM]:

Ty Montgomery apparently lifts weights

Jon Morse [5:05 PM]:

Clay Wendler [5:04 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:04 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:04 PM]:

Not a good sign when a WR gets 10 yards after contact through four tacklers, I think.

Passive Voice [5:04 PM]:

I think both “miss” calls were correct but there’s literally no reason for the uncertainty.

Jason Kirk [5:04 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:03 PM]:

A&M’s kicker goes wide right. Still 14-14

Passive Voice [5:03 PM]:

Yale’s goalposts are about 10 feet tall. Twice Army has kicked an ambiguous field goal now.

Adam Jacobi [5:03 PM]:

Oh man, Ty Montgomery just sonned UW’s secondary

Matt Brown [5:02 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:02 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [5:02 PM]:

Army again misses a field goal. Yale can win this

Jon Morse [5:01 PM]:

Matt Brown [5:01 PM]:

#B1G

Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [5:00 PM]:

Coach Kill should definitely demand to be called Commander

Pete Volk [5:00 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [4:59 PM]:

Hey, we both follow Josh!

Adam Jacobi [4:59 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:59 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:59 PM]:

Poor Spilly. :(

Luke Zimmermann [4:58 PM]:

A reminder: Army’s quarterback is named Santiago. #CodeRed

winstonwolfpacker [4:58 PM]:

East Carolina is a carpet-bombing sovereign nation

RollEagleWarTide [4:58 PM]:

more beer. Plan worked perfectly so far. Fingers Crossed.

Peter Berkes [4:58 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:

Clay Wendler [4:57 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [4:57 PM]:

After Q1, it’s Stanford up 3-0 and driving on Washington.

Jon Morse [4:57 PM]:

feel pretty confident that Florida State would be losing 41-7 to East Carolina

Pete Volk [4:57 PM]:

t-minus 30 seconds til nc state no longer has this lead

Jon Morse [4:56 PM]:

I feel sad that the Army kicker who just missed that is named Gro**owski

winstonwolfpacker [4:55 PM]:

Loving our 6’3’ punter

Adam Jacobi [4:54 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [4:54 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:53 PM]:

Army and Yale now engaged in a brutal timeout fight. Army setting up a 42-yarder to win.

winstonwolfpacker [4:53 PM]:

And then gets torched in the backfield

winstonwolfpacker [4:52 PM]:

Thornton with a man’s run for the first down

Pete Volk [4:52 PM]:

Peter Berkes [4:51 PM]:

Wowwww, Arkansas go ahead TD pass called back after holding. The TE was open by a good 15 yards

Peter Berkes [4:51 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [4:51 PM]:

@Spencer Hall you know it

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:51 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:50 PM]:

NC State struggling to deal with FSU’s pressure now

winstonwolfpacker [4:50 PM]:

Jacoby’s arm punts are not welcome here

Spencer Hall [4:50 PM]:

NC State just hit maximum NC State with that bass fishing intro

Ian Boyd [4:49 PM]:

Clay Wendler [4:49 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:49 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:48 PM]:

“Pick a guy, run behind him.” Uncle Gary’s analysis of Arkansas’ offense is simple and correct

Matt Brown [4:48 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:48 PM]:

Army at the Yale 28, 9 seconds left

Peter Berkes [4:48 PM]:

C’mon NC State, give us a little more time than this

RollEagleWarTide [4:47 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:46 PM]:

I gather we may need to send emergency services to check on Ian Boyd

WoahCam [4:45 PM]:

Unless NC State can master time travel this game’s over

Clay Wendler [4:45 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:45 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [4:45 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:44 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:44 PM]:

Remember last year when Boston College was railing the Noles and then omg death machine activated?

winstonwolfpacker [4:44 PM]:

That hurts like a thousand crotch punches

Matt Brown [4:43 PM]:

THis was fun while it lasted, NC State

Peter Berkes [4:43 PM]:

Tie game as A&M scores on a very decent catch

Pete Volk [4:43 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [4:43 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [4:43 PM]:

Man, FSU’s taking this lead by halftime, aren’t they

winstonwolfpacker [4:42 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:41 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [4:41 PM]:

Somewhere in the world I am certain Holly Anderson is one of the coolest ever. Can I get away with a 5th beer run? My house of cards very likely to collapse soon, but hillarious

Jason Kirk [4:40 PM]:

Jeff Driskel doing college student things is apparently a big deal

Jon Morse [4:38 PM]:

Yale chose to kick. Tied at 43.

Peter Berkes [4:37 PM]:

He just made 28 look like an idiot

Peter Berkes [4:37 PM]:

Good heavens, the cut from that A&M running back on that play

winstonwolfpacker [4:37 PM]:

“Army”, “Yale”, and “Shootout”? My goodness

Jon Morse [4:36 PM]:

Jon Morse [4:35 PM]:

winstonwolfpacker [4:35 PM]:

hamiltoncook [4:35 PM]:

Spencer Hall [4:34 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [4:33 PM]:

God, Collins is fun to watch.

Ian Boyd [4:33 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [4:33 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:32 PM]:

“euwgh, bad college football schedule this weekend,” grunted the absolute imbecile

Clay Wendler [4:32 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [4:31 PM]:

Matt Brown [4:31 PM]:

In other news, looks like Pitt is gonna escape Akron.

Jason Kirk [4:31 PM]: