Answering your 4 most pressing questions about TCU Raptor and Iowa Raptor
Here is an FAQ.
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Q: How was TCU Raptor created?
A: Well, this LSU dinosaur kid plus this Rollerblading Raptor GIF equals TCU Raptor, which might also be considered a T Rex; I don't know.
Q: Why is TCU Raptor a Horned Frogs fan?
A: I spoke with famous paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant:
They used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the dinosaur genetic code and blended it with that of a frog’s. [Mathematician Ian] Malcolm was right. Life found a way.
Okay, that oughta cover it.
Q: Wait, now there’s also an Iowa Raptor. Is this the same raptor?
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A: No, we’re in big trouble.
Q: Who will save us?
A: As always, Iowa.
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