This whirling double takedown explains pretty much everything about Ohio State-Michigan

This is Michigan receiver Jehu Chesson and Ohio State safety Malik Hooker, tussling during a Wolverines kickoff on Saturday. It’s also Michigan and Ohio State tussling every November. This is the border between the state of Michigan and the state of Ohio, forever double-suplexing itself into the near-frozen ground as tens of thousands roar in stern approval of meaty punts.

Who won? I don’t know. I do know that both combatants lost, which means this is the real life version of MASCOT FIGHT CLUB. This game is awesome.