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PODCAST AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY: Just for the record, Utah is NOT Kentucky
Just for clarification. Also: MEET CUTES.


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Topics:
- Time to talk Auburn fans off the ledge
- We’re definitely about to find out what Alabama does against elite defenses
- Stupid season started in the pros first! Lincoln Riley to the Browns!
- Godfrey hates your team
- The midwest, the Great Plains, the southeast, and why labels and borders are meaningless
- Honoring Sonny Montgomery? Really, Mississippi State?
- Ugh, it’s time to say really nice things about a Kendal Briles offense
- The AAC’s schedule is delightfully backloaded
- Virginia, Bronco Mendenhall teams, and … losing to Virginia Tech every year
- Paul Johnson as Monty Python meme
- Utah is NOT Kentucky (~33:00)
- Do not buy Northwestern
- UCF’s gonna be about 17th in tonight’s CFP rankings, confirming that a G5 team is never ever ever making the playoff
- Yes, the Purdue job is better than the Cincinnati job
- Kansas State stinks
- Ohio State and Maryland have proven definitively that if you just stay quiet for a while, you don’t have to make any changes
- Mike Gundy to Auburn: yes, yes, yes
- MEET CUTES
- Here’s your worthwhile GoFundMe of the day.
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