Weezy Friday: Where A Freestyle Turns Into One Long Sports Simile

“From welcome to exit, my money’s confirmed, I think I’m infected, and money’s the germ.”

It’s Friday, and life is good. Who among us is out there getting infected with the money germ? Lil Wayne has only 19 days left in prison. When asked by CNN about their plans for Lil Wayne’s release, Birdman explained the itinerary:

Family first. Family always first. We family orientated. After the family, it’s pop bottles, baby. We just was talkin’ about that. After the kids and the family... After that, put the children to sleep. It’s going down.

Oh, please believe. It’s going DOWN.

Today’s Weezy Friday entry is all from the same song. A pretty murderous freestyle over Jay-Z’s “Death of Autotune.” Without further ado...

1. “Got the stove on my waist and we cooks, I’m in the way you can’t pass like Aaron Brooks”

Interlude: With a career average of just 3.2 assists-per-game, he could mean that Aaron Brooks... But he probably means this Aaron Brooks.

2. “I’m in the zone like college ball, spit fire like I’m sippin on a molotov”

3. “Young nino, n****a, do it for my team, Tim Tebow, n****a, I’m killin this s**t, grim reap flow, n****a”

4. “I’m about to go Planters, still in my prime, Deion Sanders”

5. “I’m in the zone like a fastball, and I f**k the game up like a bad call.”

And finally, for my man Brian who’s overseas and likes Notre Dame for some reason...

“Money to be made best a believe a n****a clockin, I run it myself like a quarterback option”

CARLYLE HOLIDAY! He’s definitely due to be name-dropped by Weezy any day now. Anyway, it’s basically the weekend, so enjoy yourselves. As Wayne says, “One life to live never ask for a mulligan.” NO CEILINGS.