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Weezy Friday: Mr. Mike Tyson Flow, Uppercut All Y’all
It’s t-minus five days until Lil Wayne gets out of prison, and I don’t really know how to celebrate the occasion. Stop writing about sports for the week and just do Wayne articles? Maybe.
Anyway, it’s close. In the meantime, another Weezy Friday awaits after the jump.
“Skate away... Like, ‘later dudes!’ Never get caught, baby I’m mashed potato smooth.”
Today, we’re going with a boxing theme... With this first line, it’s not really about the creativity, but the sheer randomness of the reference. 1940s boxer from Massachusetts? Why not.
1. “I got a lot but I can never get enough (yup), mama I can fix your soul, you need to hook it up (yup), Rocky Marciano how I beat the p****y up (yup)” -- Hood Sh*t
...And there’s Rocky Marciano with Ted Williams.
2. “Oscar De La Hoya, box ya like a casket, or Diego Corales, n****a keep jabbin” -- La La
3. “I’m off the richter, like Hector, Camacho, mannn Randy Savage.” -- Mr. Carter
4. “If you ain’t help me make it, don’t tell me how to spend it, and yes I know the rules, never marry Robin Givens. Mozzarella over chickenheads, we call ‘em cheeseheads! I Lambeau LEAP in a girl like GREEN bay!” - Damn I’m Cold
5. (Two Mike Tyson metaphors that are too explicit to print) Click here ---> So Sharp
BOOM. Oh yeah, and he also once did a song with Mike Tyson on the chorus...
LIL WAYNE WANTS TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN. Only five more days...
(All photos via Getty Images and Robin Givens via Essence)
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