On the heels of last night's nationally televised matchup between the Arizona Cardinals and San Francisco 49ers, a number of football fans recoiled. Our own Jon Bois mused, "I feel like I'm watching a football scene from a movie that couldn't secure cooperation with the NFL." It was a perfect analogy, right down to Arizona's amateur-looking black jerseys, and San Francisco's Troy Smith dancing around the pocket looking like an extra from The Program.
Fake Tweets: Niners And Cardinals Players Talk About The NFC West
The whole thing was just terrible and vaguely offensive. Afterward, Derek Anderson’s profane rant made headlines around the internet, but the players that reacted on Twitter were even better...
U ever farted on a elevator and gotten stuck there for 17 weeks? Thas what tha #NFCWest is like
DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
But everybody likes their own brand :) RT @ddockett U ever farted on a elevator? Thas what tha #NFCWest is like
Matthew Hasselbeck
Hasselbeck
@Hasselbeck Ew, Matt. What does that even mean?!
elisabeth hasselbeck
ehasselbeck
@ehasselbeck LOL it means he like smellin his own azzzz. still a terrible terrible QB tho #SMHDARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
EYO tweeps... i jus googled @ehasselbeck. the view is niiiiiiiiice http://bit.ly/euyvt4DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
@ddockett she's not my wife bro. she's married to @tthasselbeck. Matthew Hasselbeck
Hasselbeck
@hasselbeck well tim betta not bring her to Phoenix cuz blondie can GET IT.DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
Once you go defensive back, you never go back. (cc: @ehasselbeck)
Kerry Rhodes
kerryrhodes
UGH. Maybe if my old teammates spent less time sexually harassing ppl on Twitter, they wouldn't have gotten killed by the 49ers last night.
Kurt Warner
kurt13warner
My man @kurt13warner just mad cuz nobody chirpin at Brenda's broke azzz. #Buzzcut #neverforgetDARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
Big win for my #49ers last night!!! Way to keep fighting in 2010! Hard work will pay off next yr. 
Jerry Rice
JerryRice
Not if my trade demand gets met.... #FreeVernonDavis RT @JerryRice Big win for my #49ers last night!!! Hard work will pay off next yr. 
Vernon Davis
VernonDavis85
@VernonDavis85 you're what's wrong with athletes today. you don't have what it takes to be #GreatJerry Rice
JerryRice
@VernonDavis85 work hard, never give up, and when it's all over, your pride will be more valuable than any salary ever could be. Jerry Rice
JerryRice
@JerryRice You talkin bout football or dancing wit stars? u went from the super bowl to the salsa #LMAOVernon Davis
VernonDavis85
Hey @VernonDavis85, i think you're just not MAN ENOUGH to try out for #DWTS.Kurt Warner
kurt13warner
OHHHHH RT @kurt13warner: Hey @VernonDavis85, you're just not MAN ENOUGH to try out for #DWTS.Matthew Hasselbeck
Hasselbeck
#LMAO... Realtalk tweeps, would u rather play in the NFC West or be washed up on Dancin wit stars? Vernon Davis
VernonDavis85
@VernonDavis85 I'd rather be Dancin with the Starters!!!
Emmitt Smith
EmmittSmith22
@VernonDavis85 If i've said it once, i've said it in front of a million ppl. #DWTS is for whores like @erinandrewselisabeth hasselbeck
ehasselbeck
It was ONE dress you WITCH. RT @ehasselbeck #DWTS is for whores like @erinandrews
Erin Andrews
ErinAndrews
Not if u preach #AbstinenceFirst RT @ehasselbeck #DWTS is for whores like @erinandrews
Team Bristol Palin
TeamBristolDWTS
RT @TeamBristolDWTS: #AbstinenceFirst RT @ehasselbeck #DWTS is for whores
Sarah Palin
SarahPalinUSA
GOD WOULD RT THIS ---> RT @SarahPalinUSA RT @TeamBristolDWTS: #Abstinencefirst RT @ehasselbeck #DWTS is for whores 
Tony Dungy
TonyDungy
I would too! Join the winning team. RT @TonyDungy: GOD WOULD RT @SarahPalinUSAKurt Warner
kurt13warner
..........See what I mean tweeps? The real world is even worse than the NFC West. #DWTS #SMHVernon Davis
VernonDavis85
Mercifully, that’s where it ended. But it’s a good lesson. Not a Tony Dungy-type lesson, either. But when we’re all forced to endure such an ungodly terrible football game, well... All hell breaks loose.
AYO WHERE LIZ HASSELBECK AT?DARNELL DOCKETT
ddockett
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