Happy Birthday Lil Wayne: 28 Years-Old, In Prison, And Sort Of On Top Of The World

“The paper gon’ come,

If not I’m gon’ get it,

I gotta die with money,

cause I wasn’t born with it,

It was 9/27, 82 baby do,

Char-it-y hospital,

A.K.A. the city zoo”

-- Leather So Soft

Happy Birthday goes out to Lil Wayne, who’s 28 years old today. Last year, his birthday saw him receive a $200,000 chain and a $1,000,000 watch. Two years ago, it was $1,000,000 in a briefcase and a star-studded party in Miami. This year, he’s incarcerated at Rikers’ Island, so it’s hard to imagine him pulling in anything too lavish.