Of this photo, Kanye said: “wuuuuuuuuuut I need this goblet in my life!!!” Of course he did.
‘Good Morning, Kanye West, This Is Your Life’ - Kanye West
And then this, from an absurd column up at XXL where he A. calls himself the “neo Emmitt Till” B. Defines “cool” and C. explains what he did during his time away from the spotlight:
I went to Japan for three weeks, then moved to Rome for the rest of the year. I worked as an intern at Fendi. On weekends, I would fly to Paris and sometimes take off four days just to be in Stockholm, Sweden, just to meet with Johnny who runs Acne, or the Fifth Avenue Shoe Repair, to find the perfect pair of jeans.
Oddly hypnotic. More on Kanye at a later date. Until then, quick links after the jump.
- I’m headed down to LSU-Alabama later this year, but whatever happens there’s no way I’m touching Spencer’s LSU piece from yesterday.
- Boardwalk Empire has been good so far, but I’m ready for some Chalky White.
- Drew’s Jamboroo.
- The NBA Players Association should have tagged this tweet with #WHATSBEEF. The Very Best of NBA Media Days
And finally, ESPN’s neanderthal columnist Greg Easterbrook with maybe the worst analogy of all time:
Bicycle injuries don’t cause the press to suggest that bicycles are bad; why are football injuries treated as evidence football is bad?
And Deadspin’s Tommy Craggs, responding with an EPIC takedown. Blissfully cathartic.












