It’s opening day, and life is good. It’s like the American flag and Taco Bell: something we can all agree on. Even other pro athletes love Opening Day. Right? Without further ado... Here’s a roundup of some (completely fake) Tweets on the dawning of a new baseball year.
Fake Tweets: It’s Opening Day, And Life Is Good... Right?
With all due respect to the Masters, Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is the REAL tradition unlike any other in American sports. Every year, baseball sounds a siren that reminds us there’s warmth on the horizon.
Indeed, the days are getting longer now, the sun’s getting brighter, and for one day, everyone’s undefeated. Call me a sap, but some things in life are cliche for a reason. Did you wake up feeling a little more hope this morning? Me too, guys. Me, too.
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