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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

This is why you grow a beard

Mike Napoli wants a head-butt. Mike Napoli usually gets what he wants.

That would be first-base coach Arnie Beyeler on the jiggling end of Napoli’s violence. If he had a beard, well, it wouldn’t be nearly as amusing to us. Jowls gonna jowl.

It also kind of looks like Napoli’s aggressively taking away Beyeler’s stapler. That’s a bad long-term move, Mike. Trust us.

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