Plastic bat of the gods

I wanted to find the Wiffle Ball-related item that had the highest asking price. Why? Maybe because I’ve been painting my bathroom for two days and the paint fumes were telling me this was the thing to do. Regardless, I spelled “Wiffle” wrong on my search and this is what I found instead: a Hank Aaron signature model plastic bat from Ideal, the company that also gave the world the game Mousetrap and the original Dr. Evil.

What I can’t decide is if Wiffle Ball would be better suited for a planet with gravity that is heavier than ours or lighter.