How to mess with a Blue Jays fan in five easy steps

Step 1: A quick e-mail with the text of, “OHHHH WHOA did you hear about the Jays?”

Step 2: A follow-up e-mail with nothing but this link: http://mlb.mlb.com/bluejays/

Step 3: Cut contact with the Blue Jays fan. Do not respond to requests for more information.

Step 4: Don’t point out that the copyright for the page expired in 2011, and that it’s just a leftover page from when the Blue Jays released their updated uniforms.

Step 5: Call the Blue Jays fan a couple hours past noon and see what they’re up to.

If you know a Blue Jays fan, this is kind of a requirement, not an option.

Hat-tip to Drew from Getting Blanked