Hurry, hurry! Don’t crowd, but don’t lollygag. Have your dime in hand and enter the tent to my immediate left. Inside you will find a curious fellow. We don’t know who he’s supposed to be or where he comes from, but we do know that he wears the livery of the Phillies of Philadelphia. Why does he exist? Who made him and with what purpose in mind? These are the riddles of the ancients, good people; riddles that mystics and the advisers to the crowned heads of Europe have been puzzling over for decades. Step right this way and behold it for yourself. Don’t be shy, but don’t crush forward, either. Be patient and you will soon be in the presence of the Mysterious Phillies Bust.
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