There used to be a Kissing Bandit. Suddenly, there wasn’t. It was almost as if a person could get too old to run onto the field and chase ballplayers down. Plus, she would probably get tased these days. The days of running onto the field to lip-accost ballplayers is very much over. So what happened to Morganna?
On the Kissing Bandit ...
Luckily, someone else had that question, and now there’s a short documentary on the subject. Morganna’s thoughts? Always leave them wanting more. It’s better to go out like Sandy Koufax than Steve Carlton, in other words. Makes sense.
Though I can’t help but wonder what kind of contributions she could have made to the art of field-stormer reporting ...
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