Alfonso Soriano’s Hummer

Here’s an item that will have special appeal to Cubs fans. It’s a 2005 Hummer H2 that was once owned by their favorite son, Alfonso Soriano. This vehicle comes with every gizmo available to the automobile customizer of the 21^st Century’s first decade and has very low miles. You would be getting a lot for your money with this vehicle - and that’s not even considering the incredible baseball provenance. As a bonus, it has a custom paint job that is very close to Cubs blue, so it would not be a great leap forward to slather it with Cubs logos and a few number 12s as tribute to its previous owner.