Attention, pundits: You WILL acknowledge the Cardinals’ inherent greatness, or suffer the consequences. The Best Fans in Baseball will not be ignored.
Say something good about our team, you jerk!
#mustnotbeabletoread RT @JoshuaLBall: Wow @keithlaw cannot find one spot for a cardinal on his all star team? #fail #mustnotwatchthegames
— keithlaw (@keithlaw) June 27, 2013
Clearly you didn't read it. RT @aaron_thornton: why I even read your articles is a great question.. But posey over Molina?? Not this year!
— keithlaw (@keithlaw) June 28, 2013
Why do I even read you if you’re going to say good stuff about other teams? Why can’t you be more like Al Hrabosky?
@joe_sheehan Your right, all of Holliday's GIDP's have killed the Cardinals this year. God forbid you mention @Yadimolina04 's great season!
— Joe Stafford (@JStaffordMB) June 28, 2013
Hey, a baseball writer is taking questions! If he doesn’t say something good about the Cards in the next two minutes, I’m going to lose my $#*!
@Buster_ESPN why are the Cardinals so good?
— Scott Mcilvain (@1BScottie) May 28, 2013
@joe_sheehan why are the Cardinals so good?
— Scott Mcilvain (@1BScottie) May 28, 2013
AARRGH! Just say “winning mentality” or something about us being the best fans and I’ll leave you alone!
@Plesac19 cards have the best record in baseball and dont have a single leading vote getter for the all star game SMH!
— Scott Mcilvain (@1BScottie) June 4, 2013
@MLB @AllStarGame Molina should be ahead of posy people
— Scott Mcilvain (@1BScottie) June 17, 2013
@Plesac19 molina or posey?
— Scott Mcilvain (@1BScottie) June 27, 2013
Say Yadi you piece of $#*!
Yadi. RT @1BScottie yadi or posey?
— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) June 28, 2013
Finally. I’ll just submit a thousand more all-Cardinals* All-Star ballots and then go to bed.
* Minus Holliday, natch.
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