Get on the Pirates bandwagon - or own it

Now that the Pirates have the best record in baseball, isn’t it time you got on their bandwagon? At the same time, though, you don’t want to look like a Johnny-come-lately. No, you want to give the impression that you’ve suffered through the past two decades of losing along with their real fans. What better way to play this ruse than by puttering around in a Pirates Club Car? According to the seller, it’s a leftover object from Three Rivers Stadium.

Put a handful of musicians in it and you will have literally created the Pirates bandwagon.