Gerardo Parra hit what he thought was a home run, but it was ruled a double. He made with the homer swirly finger while standing on second, the international sign for “Dinger?”
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Norm Hall
Brandon Phillips disagreed with Parra’s opinion.
That was ... not as friendly as it could have been! And the crotch grab at the end was something David Attenborough would narrate.
Aaand here, you see something most remarkable. A maroon-jerseyed crotch-grab. A simple, powerful display of dominance. Future mates, you can be sure, took notice.
(It was a home run, by the way.)
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