Note: I’m not certain that this is intended to be Matt Schaub in effigy, or that it is even intentional (maybe someone was transporting a bunch of soccer jerseys and Halloween limbs and had to pack in a hurry), but that doesn’t make it not funny:
Matt Schaub gets caught in a trunk, in effigy
Look out, Matt! Someone wants to slam you in a trunk!


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I know Shaulb has been playing bad.. But this is just extreme. pic.twitter.com/oVmeVIlAE7
— Emma Kelly (@EKelly13) October 14, 2013
More like Matt Schut-in-a-trunk!
Oh, wait, “Shaulb?” Maybe it’s supposed to be Tony Shalhoub. A deep Monk reference perchance? Carry on, everyone!











