The Internet knows that if you want to get someone to click on your slideshow or GIFdump or whatever the case may be, you put "Kate Upton" in the headline. Boom, instant money (or whatever the Internet makes ... Bitcoins? I dunno). Now it seems as though the world of print is finally catching on. Behold: the Sports Illustrated cover for their new MLB Postseason issue.
What does Kate Upton have in common with the Braves’ Upton brothers?
This makes perfect sense.
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Kate Upton (@KateUpton) is the first swimsuit model to appear on the @SInow cover for a non-Swimsuit issue. pic.twitter.com/0phNyjzAiy
— Joey Maestas (@SportsJoey) October 2, 2013
Hmmm, seems like a bit of a stretch at first. Baseball man, baseball man, MODEL?!?! BUT WAIT, let’s try to puzzle this out. There must be SOME common link, here.
Maybe they’re all from Atlanta!
Whoops, guess not. Well, maybe they all have the same favorite food?
Argh, I thought that would be it for sure.
Dangit, what could--
Oh. That’s all right too, I guess.
So I guess that wraps that up.
Oh, wait.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
