Notre Dame supporter and Diamondbacks player AJ Pollock bet Willie Bloomquist -- an ASU alum -- that the Fighting Irish would beat the Sun Devils. He won. Willie lost. And this is the result of that wager:
Willie Bloomquist lost a bet, dressed as a Fighting Irish
Put up your dukes!
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A bet is a bet! I am immediately going to the rifle range decked out in camo and face paint after this! pic.twitter.com/M9D3tehPM0
— Willie Bloomquist (@williebloom) October 9, 2013
Okay, so time for some Bloomquist math. Apparently “camo and face paint” at the rifle range is the opposite of dressing like an angry leprechaun. Let’s extrapolate that out to some other college mascots:
The opposite of a Sun Devil: rosewater macarons at the day spa
The opposite of a Bearcat: petting a dog while crying
The opposite of a Gator: watching a drag race with David Duchovny
The opposite of a Gamecock: watching Real Genius on basic cable
The opposite of a Crimson Tide: laying perfectly still in the dark listening to Jewel’s first album
The opposite of a Blue Devil: watching a baby’s first laugh
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