WHERE DO I GET A WALDORF MASK
Going to a hockey game? Dress up like a Muppet
It is a plan with literally no drawbacks. Everybody wins.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
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Let me back up.
HOLY CRAP THAT IS AMAZING WHERE DO I GET ONE OH MY GODDDDDD
The only negative here is that it appears the person sitting to that person’s left is also in a suit, thus presumably dressed like Statler. AND THAT PERSON IS NEVER SHOWN. How dare, you cameraman and/or director. How DARE you. My new goal in life is to sit behind a sports team’s coach during a game and relentlessly heckle and end every zinger with. “DOHHHH HO HO HO HO.”
Sports fans, I encourage you to dress up like the Muppets all the time. Sweetums at an Ole Miss game, Lew Zealand at a Pelicans game (synergy!), Zoot at a Jazz game, the Muppet penguins at a ... I dunno, Steelers game. Let’s make this happen.
(h/t to With Leather, via @M_Weiland)
