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Wayne Rooney’s phone password was ‘Stella Artois’

We assume only because “Get bleedin’ piss drunk” exceeded the character limit.

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Bill Hanstock
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This phone hacking news is horrifying, but this is delightful and unbelievably perfect:

Other phone passwords revealed during the investigation*:

- Aaron Rodgers: “F_Favre”
- Kobe Bryant: “#mambamentality”
- Marshawn Lynch: “$kittle$”
- Dwight Howard: “CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs4Lyfe”
- Eli Manning: “Computer please assign me a password”
- Greg Schiano: “acheivment”
- Rob Gronkowski: “GRONK69GRONK69”
- Yasiel Puig: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
- Rex Ryan: “ham”

*Not really, these are jokes. Sorry, everyone!

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