This tweet went out on Tuesday, immediately chilling all of us to the bone:
The Raiders and Guy Fieri: a match made in heaven
Well, a match made somewhere, anyway.


The Raiders presented @GuyFieri a jersey - Guy is in the house cooking and his food is incredible, pic.twitter.com/KavUFIjIym
— OAKLAND RAIDERS (@RAIDERS) November 12, 2013
THE RAIDERS HAVE SIGNED GUY FIERI
“That’s a slant-22 right with donkey sauce on two, on two and make sure that, unlike Guy’s bold flavors, you remain completely in bounds the whole time.”
The Raiders Twitter account initially sent out a tweet reading “We have @GuyFieri in the house! His food is incredible!” But that tweet was deleted. Perhaps they realized they can only lie to their fans so much.











