WE GOT ALL THESE ULTRA-STRETCH LIMOS DOUBLE-PARKED, JIM, WHO CARES HOW YOU SPELL “CRISTAL?!”
Jim Irsay is long on partying, short on spelling
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO SPELL “CHAMPAGNE” CORRECTLY.


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Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Let's get 2 Ultr-stretch limos filled with beer,wings,caviar n Krystal Champaign,take 6 winners,$100/free tics/Guest/12 fans total-to Tenn!
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) November 13, 2013
GOOD ENOUGH LETS GO GO GO THESE BEERS AIN’T GONNA WING AND ULTRA-STRETCH THEMSELVES
“we pilln up to th strop club” what the hell does that even mean











