So this is a thing that happened today:
This newspaper ad will probably get Tim Tebow to Jacksonville
It’s the mustache that really sells it. Nothing gets your cause across like clip art.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
So I wake up to this crap in today's paper. pic.twitter.com/MN1rj65mFf
— Jeff Kopp (@Kopper57) November 18, 2013
A few suggestions:
- If you really want to get your point across, spring for a full-page ad. Particularly if all of the people of Jacksonville are paying for it
- I like the use of the ampersand, but a floating mustache probably isn’t going to get your point across really effectively
- Also, people probably don’t like being reduced to “mustache person”
- Spend your money more wisely maybe?
- I mean, a penny saved is a penny earned
- Because Tim Tebow isn’t going to play for the Jaguars
- Or anywhere, probably
In conclusion: lol.
