From great moments in press conference transcripts:
Les Miles doesn’t know how Thanksgiving got here
The LSU coach’s weekly press conference kicked off on a high note. We break down his ramblings.


This opening paragraph from Les Miles’ Monday presser transcript is just fantastic. pic.twitter.com/719SSFklX9
— Tom Martin (@TomMartinKATC) November 25, 2013 Let’s go ahead and investigate a bit further, shall we?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving, Les!
Did it come quickly?
Nope, fourth Thursday, just like always! Although Hanukkah is super early this year. Maybe that’s what you’re thinking of.
I don’t know what happened. I don’t know how it happened.
This is generally how episodes of “Intervention” start.
I mean, really, it just seemed like months flew by and suddenly -- maybe it didn’t where you’re at
uh Les time pretty much works the same all over
but where I’m at, it just (snapping finger) happened so fast.
Les Miles is the quantum coach. You can know where he is, or how fast he’s moving, but not both things at the same time.
We have a lot to be thankful for.
Like beating A&M
The health of our families,
beating A&M,
relationships that we’ve built over time.
but mostly beating A&M
I think we all need to take stock.
Well sure; how else are you going to make the stuffing?











