The Nashville Predators beat the Toronto Maple Leafs, 4-2, last Thursday. They made a video to commemorate the event, which once and for all proved American dominance over Canada:
Nashville Predators make most patriotic video possible after beating Maple Leafs
I AM A REAL AMERICAN/FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
American things:
- The song “I Am A Real American,” aka Hulk Hogan’s intro music.
- An eagle.
- Thomas Jefferson quote.
- American flag
- The White House
- The Grand Canyon
- Maverick from Top Gun
- Hulk Hogan, of course
- George Washington
- Captain America
- Apple pie
- Abraham Lincoln
- Hoisting the flag at Iwo Jima
- Mt. Rushmore
- The Liberty Bell
- Success baby? Have we ever determined his nationality?
- Statue of Liberty
- GI Joe
- Robocop
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- Chuck Norris (Technically, Walker Texas Ranger)
- Smokey and the Bandit
- A Hummer doing a jump
- A hot dog (on a sesame seed bun?)
- A $100 bill
- Workers on the Empire State Building
- Uncle Sam
Agreed on all counts. America. There’s hockey interspersed with all those things, but we’ll let that pass.
One problem though... the Predators have eight American players ... and nine Canadian players. On the plus side, they crammed four of their eight Freedom Humans into the wavy flag pic up there, so they have their priorities straight.
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