SCENE: American Airlines Arena.
Michael Beasley meets Marcus/Markieff Morris and is shocked they’re twins
Michael Beasley doesn’t remember his teammates. And hates cloning.
(MICHAEL BEASLEY walks over to MARKIEFF MORRIS, his teammate from last year.)
Michael Beasley: Hey, Mark, what’s up!
Markieff Morris: Beas! How’s it goin, man! HEY, MARCUS, COME SAY HEY TO BEAS!
MB: Wait... who the hell is Marcus?
Markieff: You know... my brother. Marcus.
(MARCUS MORRIS walks over)
Marcus: Hey! Awww, man, we missed you!
MB: WHATTTTTTTTTTT
MB: WHERE’D
WHERE’D THE SECOND ONE OF YOU COME FROM
Marcus: Oh, I was just doing layup lines. How’s it going?
MB: THIS AIN’T LEGAL. THAT CAN’T BE LEGAL. YO SPO CALL THE REFS THEY GOT CLONES
Markieff: Hahahaha, Beas! You always were a joker!
MB: THIS ISN’T A JOKE. EJECT THEM. KILL THEM.
MB: Alright, look, I’m gonna give you guys one chance. Which one of you is the good Markieff and which one of you is the bad Markieff?
Markieff: We’re twins. We were born two minutes apart. We’re different people. And you can drop the joke, Michael!
MB: I SAID WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE GOOD MARKIEFF AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE BAD MARKIEFF
MB: AND STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS NO JOKE YOU GUYS DO SOME REALLY SICK STUFF IN PHOENIX. AND I’M GLAD I LEFT. IT’S LIKE THAT MOVIE...
Marcus: I literally have no idea what movie you’re talki--
MB: SPY KIDS 2.
Markieff: Spy Kids 2?
MB: BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A GOT-DANG DOCUMENTARY. CLONING HAS GOTTA BE A FLAGRANT FOUL. FLAGRANT 2. KILL ONE OF EM
Marcus: Bye, Beas.
MB: Bye? BYE? YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MICHAEL BEASLEY
