Hey there, buddy. What’cha thinkin’ ‘bout wearin’ for your press conference where you finally admit to the assembled media that you smoked crack?
Rob Ford’s dignified NFL tie
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Oh, the vintage NFL logos tie, huh? Yeah, that’s a great choice. The NFL being synonymous with Toronto and all. No, make sure that Redskins logo is the first thing that people notice.
You’re doin’ great, champ.
Didn’t want any makeup? Lookin’ a little shiny there, tough guy. No? Well, you’re the boss. I’m sure that -- just like you’ve demonstrated the entire time you’ve been in office -- you know exactly what you’re doing. Great stuff, buddy. Lookin’ sharp.
Remember, Ford is an expert football player:
