Here at SB Nation, we consider ourselves experts in the category of “funny sports-penis happenings.” We pride ourselves on it.
Vernon Davis gets tackled by, um, you know, um, yeah
His, uhh, yeah, um, you know.
However, we can’t quite recall seeing something like this: Vernon Davis getting tackled by T.J. McDonald with the tackle mainly focusing on Davis’ groinal region.
"Shield your eyes." It's the Vernon Davis 'tackle.' #rams #stlvssf https://t.co/peutxV1Gec
— Daniel Doelling (@Daniel_Doelling) December 1, 2013 There’s really nothing we can say here. That’s not a neighborhood play or anything, he’s just ... yankin’ away at Mr. Davis. It hurt Vernon:
RIP Lil' Vernon pic.twitter.com/IvIlzDMLJS
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) December 1, 2013 He sat out a play for rather obvious reasons, but eventually returned to play.
In other news: VERNON WEAR A CUP EVERYBODY WEARS HELMETS AND I KNOW CONCUSSIONS ARE REALLY SERIOUS BUT OMG VERNON WEAR A CUP ARE YOU INSANE IT CAN’T BE THAT UNCOMFORTABLE IN COMPARISON TO HOW PAINFUL THIS LOOKS. Also, we will forever picture this when a player is referred to as having a “pulled groin.”
Also, if Vernon was a QB behind the line of scrimmage, we would call this a “nut-sack.”
Davis made his opinions felt Monday in an (eventually-deleted) tweet:
It should be a league rule saying that a defender can not tackle a player by his penis. #NFL the most painful thing ever! #NFL
-Vernon Davis (@VernonDavis85) December 02, 2013
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