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Trent Dilfer and Steve Young battle rap after Monday Night Football

...or so we imagine.

DROP THE BEAT FOR THE MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL POSTGAME CREW

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Photo credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

UHH

UHH

IT’S YA BOY T-DILFER

TEAMS’ MONEY I PILFERED

NOW I’M ON ESPN LEAVIN Y’ALL BEWILDERED

HATE ALL YOU WANT BUT I GOT MY RAVENS’ RING

SO KISS MY BALD HEAD ITS THIS BIG SHAVEN THING

ILLEST ON THE MIC AND I’M ABOUT TO DAMAGE YA

THREW MORE PICKS THAN TD’S STILL CALLED A GAME MANAGER

SO DON’T STEP TO ME WITH YOUR HORRIBLE AND WACK FLOW

I AIN’T THE WORST TO WIN A TITLE -- Y’ALL FORGOT ABOUT FLACCO?!?!?!?!?!?!

uhhh

alright alright

let me pass the mic to Steve Young

or as we call him when he gets to spittin’

not young jeezy

not yung joc

YUNG STEEEEEEEVE

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Photo credit: Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

YOU SAY YOU GOT MC’S THAT WANNA BATTLE ME? -- BRING ‘EM

I SPIT THAT HOLY SH*T CUZ I’M DESCENDED FROM BRIGHAM

HEAR MY NAME ALL ON POLICE SCANNERS

SCREAMIN SOSA CUZ I TOOK OVER FOR MONTANA

I’M IN THE HALL OF FAME YOU AIN’T EVEN IN THE FOYER

WON SUPER BOWL MVP AND THEN BECAME A LAWYER

RUNNIN AND THROWIN AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A STEVE THING

PASSED THAT DUTCHIE ON THE LEFT HAND AND GOT MYSELF THREE RINGS

AND WE OUT


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