Michael Jordan is selling his house! Well, Michael Jordan isn't really selling his house: he's been trying to sell his place in Highland Park, a rich people North Shore Chicago suburb (yanno, since he's gotta be in Charlotte all the time) for about two years, but nobody's buying.
Nobody wants to buy Michael Jordan’s house
It’s really expensive and unnecessary! What’s not to like?


The house started at $29 million, but now is going for a measly $21 million. Why wouldn’t you want to pay $21 million for this?
Photo via Scott Olson, Getty Images
It has a full-sized NBA regulation indoor basketball court, 9 bedrooms, 15 baths and a putting green and chipping area for golf. It has garage space to house 14 cars and sits on more than 7 acres.
LeBron James (new number)
- Dr. Pepper (fictional)
- Marcus Camby (also likes No. 21)
- Benjamin Harrison (v. dead)
- Jim Carrey (no more money after buying Ace Ventura/Truman Show/Liar Liar-themed mansions)
- Andres Manuel Del Rio, discoverer of Vanadium (even more dead than Benjamin Harrison)
- Miley Cyrus, Juicy J (only fans of things made by Mike Will)
- Tyrone Corbin (Utah Jazz ain't payin big bucks)
GAMES TO PLAY IN MICHAEL JORDAN’S HOUSE
- Basketball
- Golf
- Poop golf (a game where you poop in all 15 bathrooms in one day)
- Fundultery (Cheat on your significant other in one of the nine bedrooms without them realizing that you are doing it)












