Make sure you put this on all Texas fan holiday wish lists:
Longhorns fan carves Hook ‘Em horns out of tree
OKAY OKAY WE’LL HOOK ‘EM JUST PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
My neighbor really loves the Longhorns. Cc: @ThatsAGirlsCar @TheGurglingCod pic.twitter.com/kNEJunfZqH
— David Pratt (@dpratt) December 2, 2013 And lo, the lords of Texas and chainsaw carving looked down. And they saw that it was good. And then a voice came from the heavens and, transforming a lump of wood into an omen of its own design, it did speak. And the voice did say:
“HOOK THEM.”
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