Jordan Gamma Blue release means SHOEFIGHT

The Jordan 11 Gamma Blues came out, and you know what that means? SNEAKERHEADS FIGHTING EACH OTHER OVER SHOES

We’d yell WOOOOOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR but, remember: you saw this video HERE, and not at Worldstar. Next time you see people getting into an intensely ratchet fight, yell out SB NAAAAAAAAATTTIOOOOOOONNNNNN. We’re trying to make it stick.

I’m a little bit curious about the strategy of the pugilists here: by pummeling the crap out of each other in a shoe store, in no way do they enhance their ability to purchase shoes. In fact, every second where Guy Beating Shirtless Kid Sitting Down Over The Head beats the shirtless kid sitting down over the head, he could be going to a shoe rack and picking up shoes.

(Also, how/why did he take his shirt off?)

This raises the question of whether fighting over shoes is a sport, and furthermore, whether that sport should have its own specialized shoes.

Merry Christmas, everybody!