Get ready to update your Christmas wish list, y’all:
The glorious 2014 Capitals canine calendar
Hockey players with dogs. Now you’re having a good day.
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The canine calendars are here!! Get them while they last!!! pic.twitter.com/LrvtjABNNz
— Capitals Team Store (@Shop_KCI) December 3, 2013 This really crosses off every last dang box on the “novelty calendar” checklist:
- Dogs
- Leis
- Athletes
- Athletes in silly hats
- Dogs in hats
- False mustaches
- Noble beagles
- Humorously-oversized novelty glasses
- Alex Ovechkin
Also, do people use calendars any more? Our hand-computers (or “phones” as some people insist on calling them) pretty much do everything we need. I’m amazed paper still exists.
