Here is an endearing video of college football’s most fearsome athlete being a nice person with another nice person (who might happen to be the queen of South Carolina):
Jadeveon Clowney made a new friend: Let’s analyze this for NFL DRAFT FLAWS
First of all, why is he not in the film room? WHY IS HE NOT IN THE FILM ROOM
HERE ARE THE THINGS NFL SCOUTS HAVE LEARNED ARE AWFUL ABOUT JADEVEON CLOWNEY AFTER VIEWING THIS FOOTAGE:
- RESPONDS IN THE AFFIRMATIVE TO THE CONCEPTS OF “LOVE” AND “FUN.” WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS
- ONE-ARM HUGGER. FAILED TO WRAP UP.
- FAILED TO IDENTIFY AAAALVIN ON HIS OWN. POOR FIELD VISION.
- FAILED TO WAVE AT AAAALVIN FOR THE NICE LADY. TERRIBLE AT PRE-SNAP SIGNALS.
- BAD USE OF HANDS WHEN IN CLOSE QUARTERS, AS THAT CAMERA IS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
- MERCIFUL TO THE LESS-POWERFUL, SUCH AS THIS SWEET LADY AND ELI MANNING.
- VIDEO IS DELIGHTFUL BUT TOO SHORT. LACKS FINISH-THE-PLAY-TO-THE-WHISTLEIVENESS.
- “MA’AM” IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO A LADY.
- NEVER SPEAK TO LADIES TO BEGIN WITH.
- LADIES ARE NOT SPORTS.
- ONLY SPEAK TO SPORTS.
- SAY TO SPORTS THE FOLLOWING: “TAKE ALL OF ME.”
- DID I HEAR LAUGHTER IN THERE?
- LAUGHTER?!?
- DO YOU THINK JOE FLACCO LAUGHS?!?
- JOE FLACCO
- JOE FLACCO
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