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Lil B ventures into life as a Based Sports Agent

FIRST HE PARKS HIS CAR/THEN HE REPRESENTS YOU IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM/THEN HE DOES SOME THINGS WE CAN’T SAY

Being a rapper isn't just about being a rapper nowadays. You have to be a businessman, like Jay-Z, who's out there almost ruining negotiations for Robinson Cano's contract.

And if rappers are out there doing something, you know damn well that Lil B is doing it. The Based God has made a name for himself doing all sorts of things -- parking his car, trying out for the Golden State Warriors' D-League affiliate, comparing himself to Ellen DeGeneres -- and with his NBA dreams apparently dead, sports agency could be next

A) If you play sports D1, you should not get an agent. It will make you ineligible. In fact, even talking to a sports agent could make you ineligible, and apparently, Lil B is a sports agent.

B) Leauge.

He wasn’t joking!

However, judging from literally the next thing he tweeted, maybe he would be a terrible agent:

oh :(

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