If 3rd-graders ran news broadcasts ...

UPDATE: The original video has since been made private, with its host, Bill Wixey, tweeting, “It was a joke. Misguided, perhaps. I’ve spent time in Sac, like it a lot.” In its stead, here is Sacramento’s Fox 40 coverage of the video.

What happens when you let your 8-year-old write jokes about a rival city and read them on the air during a news broadcast? You get this ... thing from Q13’s Bill Wixey in Seattle.

Oh yeah?! Well, well ... um ... your face?

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