LJ Hoes was reportedly traded to the Astros (by the O’s, no less ... there’s a lot of rhyming here) and that probably makes you giggle. He’s also your new favorite player, even if you don’t yet realize it. This is why:
LJ Hoes is your new favorite player
LJ Hoes has a great name, and he apparently embraces it.


J. Meric
Covered LJ Hoes, when he played for @FrederickKeys his walking up music was Jay-Z, Money, Cash, Hoes! Good ballplayer too!
— Kevin Reitmeyer (@kevinreitmeyer) July 31, 2013
Just the absolute best
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