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Phil Kessel’s Team USA glamour shots are intoxicating

Face it: You’d make the Kessel run into his arms in WAY less than 12 parsecs.

Bruce Bennett
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Try not to get lost in his eyes. Just kidding; you’re only human.

(All photos by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

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Hey girl. Meet me at the bar at Chili’s. I’ll be the guy with the single red rose. And the shiny hockey jersey.

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The photographer asked for the “Cujo.” Phil’s a natural!

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