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Sammy Sosa is a Dracula now

Just straight-up a Dracula. Got the widow’s peak and everything.

by Bill Hanstock
Ronald Martinez
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Via Craig Calcaterra at HardballTalk, we are now aware of this:

Hopefully he’s the kind of Dracula that just likes to count things, but if he’s the other kind -- WATCH OUT, LADY!

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