This year’s Miss Alabama -- whose name is CHANDLER CHAMPION, I kid you not (I guess “Bearbra Bryant” was a little on the nose) -- had a dress designed for a portion of the Miss America pageant that ... well, I’ll just leave this here:
Miss Alabama brings ROLL TIDE to the Miss America pageant
Nick Saban isn’t the only one who can win the state a national title, y’all.
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Roll Pageant Tide RT @caleighgrace: dress Miss Alabama had designed for the Miss America competition" pic.twitter.com/p1GpR70OYl"
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 5, 2013
We’ll just hope her special talent is listed as WHOOPIN’ THE VOLS’ ASS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.
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