We already knew Shane Battier’s charity karaoke event would be great from the promo commercial. But it was better than we possibly could’ve expected.
Chris Bosh did ‘The Carlton’ at Shane Battier’s charity karaoke event
Chris Bosh is in on the joke, everybody! (Other people did other funny things, but, this is most important.)
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Because Chris Bosh put on “It’s Not Unusual” by Tom Jones and did The Carlton Dance:
This is perfect, because Chris Bosh is a 6’11 Carlton. We made a GIF:
He would later put on a fake nose and do "The Humpty Dance":
Chris Bosh is in on the joke, which is wonderful.
ELSEWHERE, in “ATHLETES DOING THE CARLTON DANCE.” Le’Veon Bell:
Alphonso Smith, who clearly planned out his TD celebration even though he plays defense:
And of course, the GOAT:
Other Heat people did things too. HERE IS LEBRON AND MICHAEL BEASLEY RAPPING THE ENTIRETY OF “BACK THAT AZZ UP” BY JUVENILE
This is seriously burying the lede, but I figure more people will care about Bosh/Fresh Prince, because our nation does not appreciate Juvenile in 2014.
Here is LeBron and D-Wade and Udonis Haslem singing “Blurred Lines,” if you wanted to lose your faith in humanity:
And Shane Battier, Greg Oden and Ken Jeong -- three people I have always associated with each other -- singing “I Want It That Way”:
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