Let’s set this one up. Professional tennis player and Wimbledon champion Andy Murray beat fellow player James Ward in a game of “Pro Evolution Soccer,” a popular video game. To celebrate his victory he held a Twitter Q&A, and there were some gems.
Andy Murray’s Twitter Q&A was full of winners
One professional tennis player, a whole heap of weird questions.


@drtdianna actually inside their body? or wake up as somebody else for a day?
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 Laugh all you want, but Murray is making an important distinction here. There’s no reason to cut someone open and use them like a Ton-Ton unless you’re absolutely freezing.
#snow #topical
@ProdigyRep no i smoked it
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 Oh really?! Well Mr. Murray we can point you to the Denver open and the Seattle open!
(We’re totally nailing this topical synergy thing, thanks Andy!)
@jamEYYoo the sad face suggests you would rather i didnt
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 This one person is to blame for Memphistians? Mephostans? Memphans? Missing out on Andy Murray.
@marapore vicious body odour... you?
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 It's good to own it. No need to hide the stench -- embrace it, conquer it.
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 @besdimabayao a razor
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 Here's the rub: Murray is known as being somewhat humorless. People tend to critique is scowl or demeanor, but if it means getting this droll no-nonsense Andy, we're all for it.
@BindiAmelia its only one garden Laura and no you cant
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) January 29, 2014 WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, LAURA?!











