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Bryce Harper designed his own sharkskin tuxedos for his wedding

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just thinkin’ ‘bout sharkskin
just thinkin’ ‘bout sharkskin
just thinkin’ ‘bout sharkskin
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Bryce Harper hits flashy home runs and now he’s going to be getting married in a flashy tux.

Yes, sharkskin. The fabric of winners. For reference, a sharkskin suit offered by the Men's Wearhouse:

sharkskin suit

That fabric in navy, with some cognac shoes? Ooooo-weeeeeee, now THAT’S a Las Vegas wedding party. From the Las Vegas Review-Journal:

“He proudly said he was in charge of designing the tuxedos. He dreamed out loud and we matched that,” said Eamon Springall, founder and president of Stitched.

We can all dare to dream out loud a little more often. No word on whether the wedding party will utilize Harper’s signature eye-black.

(h/t DC Sports Bog)

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