David Ortiz has the best shoes of the World Series

David Ortiz is one of the best designated hitters in baseball history, and he’s a certified fashion icon. We weren’t prepared for these shoes, though.

ENHANCE.

I always wondered what happened to Oderus Urungus’s shoes after he passed. They found a good home. Picture for a moment what you would look like in those shoes. You would look terrible. David Ortiz can pull them off, though. That’s because he’s much, much cooler than you.

Man, I wish I could pull those shoes off.